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Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! #927586 05/05/17 12:56 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Building statues here, there and everywhere so the board collapses under the weight of them. They DESERVE to get blown up! My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927588 05/05/17 01:03 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... I KNEW IT!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927589 05/05/17 01:07 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Jeez, the world ends and a few posters are erased from reality, and suddenly everyone is up in arms! The statues are beautiful, you're going to love them!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Cobalt Kid #927590 05/05/17 01:30 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Easy for you to say - you only died in the collapse! Some of us were thrown down into BattleLegionWorld, the pitiful remains, for years until Nightcrawler was able to give the Mad Trommite a ham-on-rye to remake things mostly as they were! My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927595 05/05/17 01:47 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I thought the avenue of heroes would have...y'know... some statues that weren't Cobie in various poses? "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927596 05/05/17 01:49 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston I don't mind being called a jerk. Because a jerk is a tug and a tug is a pull and a pull is a yank and a Yank is a good American! Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927616 05/05/17 02:14 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Quit pulling my chain! Joik! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927618 05/05/17 03:58 PM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR I treasured my Cobalt Kid mantlepiece-action figure for many years. Contrary to rumors, my then-future spouse wasn't jealous. It's just that I had to move, and the new digs had no fireplace and no mantle! [wipes solitary tear] Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927620 05/05/17 04:12 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... I arranged to buy an diner napkin autographed by Cobalt Kid back in '97, y'know, from before the accident. Sure, I was a lot poorer financially, but so much richer to have it in my hands. But there was a shower of rain, and the signature stained and then ran from the napkin. Like my tears moments later...>sniff< "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927651 05/05/17 05:40 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Cobalt Kid taught me that even an android can cry

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! thoth lad #927686 05/05/17 07:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Reboot #deleteFacebook Reboot #deleteFacebook Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 11,194 The Mainframe Originally Posted by thoth lad I thought the avenue of heroes would have...y'know... some statues that weren't Cobie in various poses? But, see, that would involve actual heroes. And the anonymous funder was, by all accounts, very specific about what he wanted. Almost as if... My views are my own and do not reflect those of everyone else... and I wouldn't have it any other way. Cobalt, Reboot & iB present 21st Century Legion: Earth War .

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927689 05/05/17 07:17 PM Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,188 Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada Dave Hackett Legionnaire! Dave Hackett Legionnaire! Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 4,188 Moncton, New Brunswick, Canada This reminds me of a PM I received recently, I won't reveal which Legionworlder named Fat Cramer it was who sent it though.

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927691 05/05/17 09:48 PM Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Exnihil Legionnaire! Exnihil Legionnaire! Joined: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,695 Cobie's picking out a thermos for me... not an ordinary thermos, you see... but the extra best thermos Cobie can buy with vinyl and stripes and a cup built right in.

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927714 05/06/17 04:23 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... It caused a lot of people to call him a joik, but "I Am Curious: Cobalt" is now considered to be groundbreaking. "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927721 05/06/17 05:09 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer It's well known in conspiracy circles that Cobie has changed the timeline on numerous occasions by romancing famous women of different eras. If he hadn't broken Florence Nightingale's heart, she would never have fled to the Crimea to forget him. Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927727 05/06/17 05:30 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... That was chronicled in the great Cobalt Monthly #12: Crimea of the Century "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927815 05/06/17 04:41 PM Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico Myg - Andy S Wanderer Myg - Andy S Wanderer Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 9,666 Guadalajara, Jalisco, Mexico When are they going to start collecting Cobalt Monthly in TPB?

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927820 05/06/17 05:11 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... When the half life of his many Atomic Adventures is reached! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #927847 05/07/17 03:39 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,527 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,527 Wouldn't you like to know? Wait for the companion expose - Men Who Loved Cobie. And there were many... The unresolved debate though, is whether Cobie knew what he was doing to those poor men - or is he just that much of an incorrigible flirt? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #928044 05/09/17 02:43 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer Fat Cramer Time Trapper Fat Cramer Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,863 Café Cramer That's why Alfred Lord Tennyson wrote "Better to have loved and lost..." Holy Cats of Egypt!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #928068 05/09/17 06:56 AM Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches cleome57 space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches Joined: Dec 2008 Posts: 25,675 Vanity, OR Was that before or after they broke up, I wonder. Literary scholars seem to be divided about it. Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Dave Hackett #928078 05/09/17 10:23 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Originally Posted by Dave Hackett This reminds me of a PM I received recently, I won't reveal which Legionworlder named Fat Cramer it was who sent it though. This reminds me of a Simpsons bit. Principal Skinner is making an announcement . "It has been brought to my attention by a student. We'll call her 'L. Simpson' no wait that's too identifiable. Call her 'Lisa S.' ..." Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #928156 05/09/17 11:03 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,527 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,527 Wouldn't you like to know? Gee, I wonder who that is. The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #928258 05/11/17 04:24 AM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,870 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... A Durlan pretending to be Lisa. A Durlan hired by Cobie! "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Man, that Cobalt Kid is a jerk! Reboot #928293 05/11/17 09:01 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... One orgy with Cleopatra and the whole Roman Republic falls apart.