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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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26. Shouting "Flame On!" just gives me third degree burns and the power of loud screaming.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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27. If I had powers...people would just be dead.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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The boys don't like the tight underwear.
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29. I kept using my telekinesis to change my outfits
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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30. Pay's not good enough.
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31. Those missions were too dangerous for a girl.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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32. The voices told me not to.
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33. Need to finish binge-watching Masha and the Bear (Masha i Medved). Again.
Last edited by Klar Ken T5477; 08/22/16 02:34 AM.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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34. Next door, The Wayne's got a bat thrown through their window inspiring them to fight crime. The newspaper boy just threw yesterday's paper through mine. Sure, I investigate what's in it, but it had all already happened...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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strange but not a stranger
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35. All those restraining orders
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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36. See, it's just a local tremor. Honestly dad, you totally overreact. "Planet blowing up" indeed.
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Legion Worlds Ten - the final chapter is here. Find out the ultimate fate of our fantastic future friends.Only found in the Bits o' Legionnaire Business Forum.
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38. I suck at this whole secret identity thing. Just too much of a hassle to wear regular clothes over my costume... the buttons keep getting stuck...
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39. I can only live in the desert due to the restraining orders keeping me away from sentients.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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41. I suck at time management. I barely have enough time for my "secret identity" job...
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42. My spandex shrunk embarrassingly.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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43. My mommy won't let me
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strange but not a stranger
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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets. Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman!
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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40. With fewer phone booths around thanks to mobiles, I keep getting arrested stripping off in the gents toilets. Next time use the ladies room Wonder Woman! Are you pulling my chain? Because if I am in chains my powers will fade...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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44. I was chosen to become the next Spectre but it would have gone against my atheism.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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45. Denied entry into the country because I was a Stranger Visitor from another planet. If only I had been a regular visitor...
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.
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46. Trump had me deported back to Krypton.
So you are hanging in a nearly empty area of space? Hopefully far enough away from those radioactive fragments that will kill you.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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I took out the "radioactive ruin" part of the post as I thought it lacked impact. Unlike all these giant green rocks flying around here, now I'm back home.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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