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672. I kept lecturing the people I rescued on how they needed to take responsibility for their own situations and stop waiting around all helpless for someone to come save them. - Self Reliance Lad


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678. Speaking of broods, I got a bit part as one of the demonic fetal elves in that Cronenberg remake, and when I asked for a month off, I got fired.

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679. Speaking of the Brood, I got myself infected by the Brood Queen. So yeah, I'm gonna have to stay away for a bit...

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680. So I thought my talent of being the Bug Bomb would help with a Brood infestation of the teams, but I ran into issues with Blue Beetle, Red Bee, Black Widow, Spider-Man, Spider-Woman, Ant-Man, Wasp, Yellowjacket, etc.

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681. I was booted off the team, and am no longer allowed within 600 ft. of Charlize Theron. It was all a big misunderstanding! C'mon, if you had tracking powers and could fly anywhere on Earth in a couple of minutes, wouldn't you keep up with your favorite celebrities? - Dawnstar Boy


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646. I had to act like that,

I'd always chase the cat

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