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Re: Why I couldn't be the hero...
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319. I kept sarcastically replying to people asking for help.

"Oh, your cat is stuck in a tree? Oh that poor thing, everyone KNOWS cats can't climb! Why, some super villain must have put her up there!"

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320. Sprained ankle. sigh


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321. I refuse to wear a face mask... I refuse to deprive the public of my stunning good looks!

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322. Got a nose job, and now my protective visor/face mask won't stay up in battle! frown


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333. I just paid for these sunglasses! I can't afford to have these broken at 200 a pop, without the prescription!


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334. In my new identity as Anarchy April, I doubt I'm gonna' get along with our funders at the Stark and Wayne Foundations.


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335. I kept hogging the blankets. Don't believe the scout boys and girls when they say they're just gonna borrow them to put out the campfires...

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336. Kept playing the legendary "Hot Pockets" monologue over and over in the break room at lunchtime.


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337. Cause there's nothing going on but the rent...


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337. Spent the entire time I was with the team trying to prove if buttered toast will fall butter side up or down. The data entry tied up the mainframe cutting off the crime alerts.

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338. Used the database of villain victims to try to find a date...

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339. Kept changing our battlecry to incorporate the latest word on my word-of-the-day calender. - Calender Man

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340. Also, am a villain, and showed up to the wrong thread clubhouse.

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341. I drank too much wine and fell flat on my face while flying

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342. I put tinfoil in the microwave and turned it on for five minutes.

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656. Just when everyone was getting used to the current continuity, I reset to a legacy number version ... again.

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657. Instead of teaming up with my alternate selves to fight crime, or fighting them to the death, I invited them over for Netflix and Chill. My boyfriend at least, was very happy.

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658. My fan art of Ibby's new multiverse polycule made me so much in commissions that I didn't have to work away from home anymore.


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659. I expanded our polycule by finding two alternate selves of my boyfriend. We pretty much never leave the house at this point

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660. My other major commercial venture: hiring those artisans who do dollhouse-scaled cooking videos on YouTube to come to work as professional chefs on Imsk, has also been very successful. In fact, I hired away several other heroes looking for career change to help me keep up with paperwork, Customs, transport, and the like.


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661. I refused to use translation technology to speak to the public on missions. Turns out the Tagalog word for "run this way!" sounds terribly like the Interlac pronunciation for "make yourself a bigger target"...

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662. All the good battle cries were already copyrighted by someone else.


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663. I kept slacking off during training.

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664. Garlic breath.

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665. I just got my nails done.


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666. SATAN!!!!


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