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Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen #834547 01/12/15 05:32 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 How many deaths might Jimmy Olsen have endured without his pal Superman's help? Let's examine some covers to speculate! Here, the self-styled Boy of 100 Faces prepares to solve a rash of murders at a gay S&M club. I simply can't see that ending well for our favorite nubile gingerboy twink without Superman's help! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834549 01/12/15 05:36 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834550 01/12/15 05:38 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Jimmy's plan to drown this family to draw out the camera fiend did not go over well with Supes. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834553 01/12/15 05:40 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Originally Posted by MLLASH Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide! Hey, is that li'l ensemble demi-Woozy?

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834556 01/12/15 05:49 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Yeppers!! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834557 01/12/15 05:51 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Or Superman saves your peachfuzzed ass. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834565 01/12/15 06:19 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Originally Posted by MLLASH When you play the Game of Thrones, you win or you die. Or Superman saves your peachfuzzed ass. Yeah, I think the real sitch is a little closer to this:

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834605 01/12/15 10:05 AM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,398 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,398 Wouldn't you like to know? Originally Posted by MLLASH Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide! Did he mean to wear a mini, or did it just get shredded in the laundry? The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834609 01/12/15 10:08 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City Originally Posted by MLLASH Jimmy's plan to drown this family to draw out the camera fiend did not go over well with Supes. That dog is thinking, "Man, couldn't I have at least gotten rescued by Krypto?"

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834615 01/12/15 10:37 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... ^ That time Jimmy Olsen caused Robby Reed to lose his glasses in the Metropolis River!

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834616 01/12/15 10:38 AM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Quislet, Esq strange but not a stranger Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 57,030 Boston Originally Posted by MLLASH Jimmy's wacky attempt at murder/suicide! I don't do drag, but I might consider wearing that. Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834655 01/12/15 02:42 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 First appearance of the future bride of Jungle Jimmy. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834657 01/12/15 02:47 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 You don't need a weather predicter to know what's blowing.

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834660 01/12/15 02:58 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... No one ever talks about how Superman probably slept with Jimmy's Gorilla Bride a whole bunch of times just to be a dick.

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834668 01/12/15 04:02 PM Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,869 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... thoth lad Tempus Fugitive thoth lad Tempus Fugitive Joined: Sep 2013 Posts: 31,869 Touring Bgtzl and Bgztl with M... Actually, that's not the Gorilla Bride. The Gorilla is actually Jimmy in a wacky Congorilla cross over. But the sleeping with part still holds true... "...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834855 01/13/15 04:35 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 NOT Superboy. Jimmy is THE BOY SUPERMAN! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834856 01/13/15 04:37 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City Ha! Those silly, ignorant hillbillies!

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834858 01/13/15 04:39 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Thriftshop Debutante Terrifyingly On-Topic. Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 10,154 Yeah, how about some SOPHISTICATION?

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834860 01/13/15 04:48 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Eryk Davis Ester Trap Timer Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 40,768 Liberty City ^^I'm not even sure what kind of critter that's supposed to be, but I'm pretty sure real ones don't act that way when you dangle them by a string tied to their tail!

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834862 01/13/15 04:51 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Don't be a silly, ignorant hillbilly! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834865 01/13/15 04:54 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 I think it's really cute they made sure you know the woman has a silly, ignorant hillbilly drawl by spelling her pronouciation of bear as ba'r. Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834954 01/13/15 11:11 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Yeah, Jimmy enjoyed most things more when he wore his personal wigs... things such as picking up tricks at the airport: Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834955 01/13/15 11:12 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 Squeezing local cads for filthy catcalls: Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834956 01/13/15 11:13 PM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 MLLASH Time Trapper MLLASH Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 33,081 And beating up potential gang-rapists! Visit the FULL FRONTAL FANDANGO & laugh along with Lash at http://lashlaugh.wordpress.com/

Re: Superman's Pain in the Ass, Jimmy Olsen MLLASH #834958 01/13/15 11:18 PM Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,398 Wouldn't you like to know? Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Invisible Brainiac Unseen, not unheard Joined: Oct 2003 Posts: 85,398 Wouldn't you like to know? Jimmy the androgynous. He must be quite good with makeup, he covered his freckles up well! The Continuing Adventures of the Postboot Legion! You can also check out the Recap Thread here. Re-Reading the Postboot Legion! Come on in and share your thoughts!