Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Eating My Way to Freedom: The Triumph & Tragedy of Tenzil Kem!

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Eh, I can't think of just one reply, so here's three, pick the one you find funniest;

1) Man, everybody else is already escaping, but Tenz just can't get enough of those tasty bars! Nom, nom, nom. "Uh, we escaped like five minutes ago, you can stop eating bars any time now..."

2) He no longer eats bars (where the people meet), now he only eats guitars! TWANG!

3) And he's also thinking, "And if we get locked up in a force field prison, I can always eat you guys to survive..."

"So he's an unusual freak? So what?"

That could be said about so many of us.

Because no criminal is smart enough to tie Tenzil up in suxh a way that he can't eat anything.

I wonder what Phantom Girl thought about that. "Hey, with my super-phasing powers I can escape any prison too! Sob! Is it because I am a girl?!"

I helped Tenzil overcome his fear of bad tastes with my powers. But now he's been accepted, I've been thrown aside >choke< - Condiment Kid.

Little known fact: It was Tenzil who inspired Brainiac 5 to improve his forcefield so Bismollians couldn't eat through it.