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Bold Flavors
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1) Lash is a 52 year old straight dude named Don who works in the insurance industry and lives in Des Moines, Iowa. This whole Lash personality started after too many Miller High Life's.
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2) Once in a while, a post will be offered to the eldritch message board gods. The unlucky post will be deleted, and no amount of fiddling with the board software can ever bring it back.
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Wanderer
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3) All of the LMB adventures are actually taking place in the mind of an 11 year old Chad Allen
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Bold Flavors
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4) except for the adventures of Grendel. Those take place in EDE's mind, though EDE only exists in 11 year old Chad Allen's mind. So maybe they do?
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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5) Hidden Easter Egg:
Get an old Nintendo NES controller, convert it to fit a USB port, and plug it into your computer.
Before you log into Legion World, press Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... then log in.
You'll bypass the message board completely and enter into a Legion Cruiser flight simulator game!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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6. At least four Legion Worlders are participants in the United States Federal Witness Protection Program.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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7. No two Legion Worlders share the same fingerprints!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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8. The ratio of gay to straight LW posters is 247 to 1
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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9. The average age of LWers is 72.5. Some of us have been fans a really long time.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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10. Much like their comic book idols, every Legion Worlder has at least one super-power, but they are forbidden to disclose what it is in this forum.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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11. The Legion of LMB Super-Pets has been disbanded thrice for plotting to overthrow their owners.
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Long live the Legion!
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Long live the Legion!
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12. At least eleven LMB posters are either from 1000 years in the future, 1000 years in the past, or an alternate continuity.
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13. The 11th member of the LMB is a secret superhero whose existence will only be revealed when the LMB faces its greatest challenge!
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Tempus Fugitive
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14. 11 legion worlders are lords who leap along with the leap year lord to keep in practice for the yule season.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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15. Every November 11, a magical fairy leaves rainbow kryptonite on ever Legion World doorstep.
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Tempus Fugitive
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16. Every September 10, slightly less magical rainbows can be seen across Legion World bathrooms, as revellers come to terms with the coloured shots consumed during Princess Crujectra celebrations the day before.
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Tempus Fugitive
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17. The essence of everything good about DC is stored in Legion World, waiting for the cycle of good comics to begin anew...
"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Wanderer
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18. Legion World is in a geosynchronous orbit with the Emerald Ass of Ekron
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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19. Every Legion Worlder will receive a statue made of dark chocolate on our 25th Legion World anniversary.
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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20. The reason Time Trapper status is so coveted is that each Trapper gets to retroactively bring back a single Legion character that has been killed, and no one else besides them ever knows it. It's how we got Matter Eater Lad back from the Great Gastrosplosion Saga. Thank EDE for that.
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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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21. This only works while a Legion comic is being published. Which explains why Kinetix is still officially "dead".
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The Infinite Man--of Gripes! (and--of Space!)
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The Infinite Man--of Gripes! (and--of Space!)
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22. Unbeknownst to other Legion Worlders, one member has secret ambitions to become, and one day will succeed in becoming, Monarch, absolute ruler of Earth. (That old cross-over series centring around Hawk was simple misdirection.)
If the meek shall inherit inherit the Earth, then I at least want Baffin Island - and a property manager to work for me who is made of sterner stuff than I.
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Humanoid from the Deep
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23. I am that member Mediocre Boy spoke of. 
Keep up with what I've been watching lately! "Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you."
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24. While it appears to lurkers as though Mediocre Boy hasn't been posting regularly for awhile and that he has only a little over 500 posts, that's because his special contract with Legion World specifies that his posts only become visible as posters reach various multiples of Time Trapper status. Time Trappers view him as having a little over 9000 posts, Double Time Trappers can see about 19300 of his posts, and Triple Time Trappers can a little over 27000. Rumor has it hitting Quadruple Time Trapper status will reveal some of his greatest posts ever!
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25. The board has a secret tithing scheme where 1 out of every 2470 posts is sacrificed to the Office of Security. Nobody has noticed this yet.
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