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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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all you goody-goods, this is your chance. get out the book of quotes. you know the one. practice your tarnished-silver tongue here.
i'll start. as a fan of the classics, may i offer you a
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Holy Cats of Egypt!
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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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You and I, we're really not that different...
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(yes this one is from Drax)
I'm evil. Always have been always will be.
"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"
"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Welcome to my humble abode.
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(classic)
You have not seen the last of me!
"He's doomed. We all are. Oh, wanna hear a joke?"
"I'm always thinking about you. Because according to the restraining order, that's all I'm allowed to do."
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We meet again, Captain Whomever.
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I may have just confessed my entire fiendish plan, but I was in your custody and you neglected to read me my Miranda Rights Captain Whitebread.
So kindly call my lawyer so she can file the motion to ensure we meet again.
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Oh, I have no doubt you can stop me, but can you stop me and save your girlfriend/sidekick/family member?
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By this time tomorrow... I shall RULE the WORLD!
BWA-Ha-HA!
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We'll show them, Pussums, won't we?
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Once again you have walked into my (well-thought out but ultimately fruitless) trap, Miscellaneous Hero!
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You're either with us or against us!
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You'll rue the day you crossed me, my friend!
All things will soon be mine
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I could have been a great man, if only they had recognized my genius!
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Don't you see, Generic Power Lady, we should not be working against each other? Together we would save mankind from itself/rule the world/devastate all-you-can-eat buffets on every continent!
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I built this empire for you, my son - and you REJECT it?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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And I would have gotten away with it, if not for you meddling kids!
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With you, Captain Hero, tied up and helpless, there is no one who can stop me from destroying the world! But first, let me explain my plan in utmost detail while you secretly work at untying your constraints!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I, the nefarious Doctor Commissioned Salesman will force the lovely Miss Consumer to buy the 3 year extended warranty protection for this ChuckIt Out the Window when it Breaks Brand DVD Player thereby doubling the margins for our evil organization.
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