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..it uses porcupine skin condoms.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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...it calls a flaying with horse whips a sensual massage!


Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...when it sneezes, it's at least Category Two.


The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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It doesn't even need posts.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
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... Power Boy knelt before it.

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just kidding. but it seems pretty tough.

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Not much between despair and ecstacy
Not much between despair and ecstacy
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. . . it told Vin Diesel to man up.


Check out my new Power Club website!

The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that
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It told the Rock to beef up.


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strange but not a stranger
strange but not a stranger
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.. we'll have to grade on the curve.


Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...we should have slow-cooked it.


"Everything about this is going to feel different." (Saturn Girl, Legion of Super-Heroes #1)
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... it's fingernail chipped the Hope Diamond

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... it gazed into the abyss ... and the abyss did not gaze back.

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... it also didn't get excited while watching The Wolverine trailer!

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...it adds nails to its oatmeal for flavor.


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Long live the Legion!
Long live the Legion!
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...Matter-Eater Lad chipped a tooth trying to bite into it.


Wrapped Around Your Finger now complete in BITS!
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... it sent Superman home crying.

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...that I am not even gonna post here. Really. I wouldn't even consider it.

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... the most interesting man in the world won't talk around it.


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...that the Atomic Axe can't cut it here.



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^ I was seriously just about to post that.

... it out Norris-ed Chuck Norris.

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...my eyes are bleeding from reading it.

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"I have a ticket to the moon....but I'd rather see the sunrise...in your eyes"
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... Chuck Norris' beard hid from it.


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... it can benchpress Legion World.

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... Darkside whimpers when its around.


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... Imra Ardeen is submissive around it. "Yes thread, right away thread, not a problem thread, whatever you say thread ..."

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