Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Acolytes Sought!

Want to learn the secrets of the soul?

Want to achieve union with the ultimate reality?

Want to learn about the scales of Dhrum, what you might call "karma"?

Want to learn the secrets of K'revvenna, or spiritual rebirth?

Mayavale has reached a level of awareness that prompts him to seek students. Interested parties may apply at Mayavale's Meditation Tent. Applicants should be willing and able to participate in acts of unspeakable evil to help reset the cosmic balance. Transfer credits will be considered on a case by case basis.

Unspeakable evil is anathema to all I believe in!

But the wheezing mists of loolakazoo are kind of nice...

The only Acolytes worth joining are those that serve Our Lord Magneto.

Away with you Mayavale!

I wonder how serious Mayavale is about that whole "unspeakable evil" thing? He's been fairly peaceful since being here on Legion World.

I wonder if he knows about his starring role in the new issue of Matter-Eater Lad: The Series!

Hruns Axe stands ready to fight against any evil to beset Legion World.

Whilst puffing on the sacred pipe of Loolakanda recently, I had an insight. Using the sacred mystical technique of Holakthatchu, or what you might call private messaging, a spirit communicated to me the fact that at least one young female among you is interested in learning the ways of Dhrum and the laws of reincarnation.

I once again repeat the offer to take anyone who seeks such knowledge on as an acolyte. Please report to Mayavale's Meditation Tent and Chamber of Lives to sign up.

In my last vision, I saw him. Like a mad, hookah-smoking caterpillar, Dr. Mayavale beckoned me.

I will follow. I will find out why I'm creating so much life and why I only foresee death.

Telling no one, I chart a fake flight plan and set off in the space cruiser for my true destination: Avatanda, more specifically - Mayavale's Meditation Tent and Chamber of Lives. Be safe, Cobie! Be strong and be safe.

Where had Miss T gone?

To Mayavale's?!! Good grief! I like the mists of Loolakanda as much as the next guy, but Miss T is seeking advice on life and death from the good Doctor?

I repeat: I need a drink.

So this is where you've been hiding, Mayavale.

You still owe me $50 from that poker game in 1883. I'm coming over to the tent to collect and don't think that K'rewenna gobbledygook is going to distract me this time.

ooooooooooooh, a kitty!