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666!!!

666!!!

666!!!

666!!!

Exactly why I recently posted an extraneous message to my campaign (formerly mansion) thread...!

The number of the beast?

Well, Roman historians are pretty sure it means "Nero", who the early Christians believed to be the equivalent of the devil to them when he began using them as a scape-goat.

A more ancient number may be 777 or possibly 72, whose meanings are too complex for me to remember off hand...

The sky will be darkened by the wings of many bats, the fallen people will evoke the name of the undead Digimon king and when the clock strikes the hour of the beast, the undead king will reveal himself in his true form as the beast. Then the angels will shoot arrows of hope and light at the loved ones of those they have been sent to protect and a miracle will happen . . ."

" . . . Please always recycle."

"In farthest space beyond the knowing charts,
the horrid human and his band appear.
And though they play today at different parts
the core of subtle truth beneath is clear.
A path of choice may draw you dark and deep
where flesh deformed doth keep the dream alive,
and if the way your compass cannot keep,
some pearls of wisdom to thee do I give.

Your quest is for the Princess fair to seek,
the one the human's fleeting love did rend.
Bring forth the sword and through the darkness peak.
Once loving kiss amends, and then an end.
And if we shades with taste do not agree,
a door of green shall set your senses free."

Barney the Dinosaur.

Richard Simmons.

The nightly news triumverate.

Mentos.

Britney Spears' publicist.

Any men's magazine designed to look like a woman's magazine.

Anything that tells a perfectly healthy woman she should, at adulthood, look like an adolescent boy with plums in her shirt pockets.

The designated hitter rule.

Interleague play.

Jaques Cousteau- i haven't been scuba diving in a while and it's makin' me a little nuts. He has a lot to answer for.

Georgio's subs. I could make myself weigh five hundred pounds off them if i didn't have discipline (and an empty wallet).

Spider Robinson- for not making more Callahan books. God i love those books.

The DC editor that screwed up Marv and George's Titans, Aquaman, and GL.

The writer that insists on making fat jokes a staple of The Tonight Show.

Charlie Walker- radio host, collumnist, and general rable rouser. His collumns alone should qualify him for "Local Evil Personality" of the century. Banned, jailed, and then censored for years back in the late 50's, early sixties. I love his stuff.

Berkley Breathed- Opus only one day a week? Evil incarnate.

An apt summary of Marilyn Chambers's classic Behind the Green Door.

any politician claiming the high moral ground.

Any group claiming to be against special interest groups and not getting the fact that they are special interest groups.

Anyone that rails against the system of government...but doesn't vote, or serve jury duty, or become engaged in it other than to rail on it.

Smurfs.

Blue's Clues.

Janet Jackson's left boob. What? it was too good to have a malfunction as well? Lousy no good boobie.

Aflac.

Sweeps weeks.