Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum LMBer LEAST likely to go evil and kill anyone in 2007

Okay, folks, your humble Deputy Leader is going out on a limb here and nominating himself. I already have a murderous evil double. He got all the bad stuff. Really.

I would say that Gigglebot Girl is far less likely to go evil and kill someone than me.

I nominate Arachne.

My vote goes to Grendel - although you can never be sure of those silent types.

As long as I am well fed then I nominate myself. As long as I get about four or five meals a day I am a very sociable person.

I for one, nominate myself. I shudder at the thought of killing any living thing. Even plants. Evil just isn't in me.

Sorry, CG. You're (1) a young woman (as far as we know) and (2) a new poster. That means that sooner or later, you're bound to try to kill Cobie.

trust us on this one. we've seen it too many times.

And never trust someone who nominates themselves! If I wanted to kill you all, I would probably consider telling you that I didn't want to (although with me, my ego would never allow me to hold back such an important fact about myself )

if i went evil and tried to kill everyone again, it would just be cliche.

I don't want to kill any of you, but I do want to do evil things to you!

I doubt it. I've always admired people of a high stature in forum society. Try so hard to be one of them too. But I always get passed over and forgotten. *shrug* guess I'm used to it by now. but don't worry Cobie. I won't do anything to harm you or any of our fellow Legion Worlders. (P.S. yes I am a young woman Shakespeare. thank you for noticing.) I'm in a polite mood for some reason.

But we were counting on you!

Maybe in 2008?

I can't get the pleading out of my head from the last time, so I also self-nominate.

Yeah, death's too easy; I much prefer torture.

Oh lord, he's never going to let us hear the end of that one. :rolleyes:

??? what?

Hi-Risk Von Tingle, cuz dead people don't buy stuff.

Oh, I don't know. Policy Pam has made quite the career of selling life insurance to the zombies of Tartarus.

Cobie has a rather large ego. Just about anything can inflate it. (Note: We're talking about his Legion of Message Board Poster's persona, not the real guy.)

Sigh, don't we know it. We've all seen your "business" cards.

In my many lifetimes of experience, I have found that it is almost always the one you believe least likely to go evil and kill you who actually does you in!

I find it to be my duty as one of those pure and noble members of Legion World to take Copycat Girl under my wing and create horrific, awful plans aganist my fellow LW posters just in case some of them go evil and kill anyone in 2007!

Need I remind you about that court order?????

for once, a lawyer is useful.

mark it on your calendars, folks! this is one to tell the grandkids.

*shakes head shamefully* what have I gotten myself into...

Do what the rest of us do in these situations. Nod your head while saying "Sure thing Cobie!" and slowly edge towards an exit. You can also distract Cobie by saying "Look! It's Eliza Dushku!" and point behind Cobie.