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DAY 27: Bored
*Frio sits upon a self-made ice throne*

There's silence and then...

*sigh* Well, this is boring. I missed the cold but not the loneliness. Was a long time coming, though.

*breaks off an ice crystal and twirls it in her hand*

Can't surivive without it. Can't be with my friends with it. Friends. Ha! Some friends. Couldn't even win a lousy election. Should've known better than to try.

Oh sure, Frio's fun to have around when there's partying to be had or diapers to be changed but actual responsibility? Oh no. We don't trust her. Jerks.

*sits pouting*

Shame that doesn't make this place any more interesting. Guess I'll just have to entertain myself with thinking or something. Shame that doesn't sound any better...

Why the long face, Frio? Your day will come. And nice place you have here.

Say, have you ever met Thora?

<Frio's omnicom continues to beep, as Cobalt Kid leaves her yet another message, unknowing if she ever recieved them or not.>

Frio, its Cobie again. Just want to know what you've been up to...give me a call back sometime. You're still no the payroll at the Security Office. And I suspect Tamper Lad trying to put the moves on your sister again, so it might be funny if you iced him down...

Talk to you later...

Lots of these undisclosed locations around LW. However none of them seem very secure. And they never seem to remain secluded for long.

hmmm... I think I'm going to go into real estate, selling new undisclosed locations!

I don't know Kent. You need a sorta creepy overly positive attitude to sell most kinds of real estate. But with undisclosed locations you'll have to lay it on even thicker; "Yes, it's unbearably cold in here, but that just means you won't need a refrigerator!"

Ohmygod! Hi Miss Frio! This is like a great secret undisclosed location you've got here!

Anyway, the reason I like dropped by and junk is that I'm kinda like thinking of like organizing a girl's like night out. And I was kinda thinkin that you, me, Jailbait, and a few others could like get together and just like chill...

I mean you're like the best there is at chillin'.

Hey Frio I come bearing gifts. Giant ice crystals from the third moon of trom. Look they sparkle all pretty. Just keep them cool, Don't get them wet and don't feed them after midnight and everything should be sweet.

(Pulls out a copy of Map of the Legion World Stars' Secret Undisclosed Locations.)

Yep, best $3.50 I ever spent.

Say, how do things made out of water avoid getting wet, anyway?

Day 51: Visitors

Well, gee, this has been some invasion of my personal space guys (thanks for the gift, PB) but could you kindly get the hell out? I'm doing something here! Finding my inner-Ice person! Or something! (Okay, so maybe I was sleeping before you all showed up but still!)

No Thora. No girl's night. (Even if I am the queen of chill.) No water. *takes Miner's map* And no map for you, bug.

NOW BE GONE! All of you! *puts an ice wall between her throne and the rest of the visitors, then sighs* Well, that was the most excitment I've had for a long time. Maybe I should give Cobalt Kid a call back...

No, no. Must be strong. Gotta figure this thing out. On my own. I can do it. I can overcome this... hey, are those crystals vibrating? Just what did Polar Boy give me, anyway?

*a sudden flash of light and Frio disappears*

Curious...

What will the faux Security Force do about this development?

Excuse you! I am not a faux! Maybe a fox but that's another story entirely! So, you just... be quiet, you. If you aren't going to help, you better just stay the hell out of our way.

Hmmph. I have bigger things to worry about than this jerk. Like a cave to inspect. Where could she have gone? Frio... She's my best friend! I hope she's okay, wherever those things took her...

that weird.

Maybe we should all get really drunk.

it's what scooby doo would do.

Sinister hissing by a new poster-ID worrying you? Dissapearing girl LMB characters costing you your chance of a hot date this Saturday night?

Who needs an Official Preview Program? The Special Limited (by the number we can print) First Edition on newsstands now.

Tired after a day o'mayhem. Stop by the EGSC for your evening meal and entertainment.

For the first time Evil Genius Web Publishing's crack team of Bloggers will also be covering this crisis live as it happens.

You were always incompetent, Abin, but this marks a new low, even for you.

How's the janitorial business doing these days?

Hm, unfortunate that Frio should disappear. I had hoped to have a word with her about her…friends. Their after the fact ‘get well’ sentiments are nice, but I believe she’s starting to see them as I do.

Actually, I think Scooby and the gang would, er... visit the mists. Know what I mean? *wink wink, nudge nudge*

Tamper-- so not helping. You behave or I write a tell all book, make my millions and quit the EGSC. Hey, that's not such a bad idea...

I fear he's right. She hasn't spoken to me since she lost the election! I just hope she's not lost to us all...

I'm sure she'll come around after this Gary C vs Lonestar Ranger storyline plays itself out.

Hang on is that Frio over there.


Oh no never mind its just a snowman in a bra.

You're a cruel, cruel man PB.

It's one of your more endearing traits.

Er but, what is there to tell honestly?

I'm sure she'll be back after freeze-drying some fluffy critters and pulling their legs off. You know like when she has boyfriend problems.

for a secluded, undisclosed location, this is a pretty crowded little cave.

Say, where did Frio disappear to?

I dont know Kent but these cheesy nibbles she left behind are really tasty, you should try them.

Now, do you think we can get some ice for the G and T?

HELLOOOOO.....hellooooo....ECHO...echo...ANYBODY HERE...here? Nope, just a half eaten bag of cheesy nibbles. Frio Lay. Hmmm, a generic brand.