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by Invisible Brainiac - 05/17/25 02:29 AM
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"Ha! more booty just waiting to be collected".
Stuffs solid gold bicycle repair kit in pouch
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Hmmm ... Hrun must have had a LOT to drink before wandering in here, to mistake brass plating for gold.
I only have a few really valuable trophies, and like any sensible English fictional character, I keep them in my safe-deposit box. You'll only find functional tools in my Repair Shop, and gold is too soft to make funtional tools. It's also a good conductor of electricity, which means that gold objects are not particularly safe things to leave lying around a workplace.
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"... and STAY out!!"
-Lyle Norg, Inferior 5 #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Another theft by Hrun! This is getting out of control! Hm...I think I'll hang out here though for a bit, since it seems to be the place to be... 
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Hrun DRunK never!!!  Whoops sorry about that, I'm sure its comes out of leather saddles with a bit of soapwort. Hrun leaves taking with him rolls of copper wire
Bring me Mead and Meat,
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Here's the stolen items you lost BRM, courtesy of the Chief of Security. Now I think I'll settle down for a beer here, to get a little more traffic through 
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Thank you, Cobalt Kid; that is a load off my mind.
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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My pleasure! All in a day's good work!
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Nobody here, so he won't mind if I walk in and pin this note to his workbench:
Dear BRM: Would you have any used bicycles for sale? I would like one as a gift for a barbarian, so it had better be strong. Thanks, FC
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Sorry, FC, I only fix bicycles, I don't buy or sell them.
BTW, did your library ever get you that copy of BONE Volume 1 ?
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"STUPID, STUPID RAT CREATURES!!"
-Fone Bone, BONE #2
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Yes, and it was great. I ordered the Complete Bone collection which is due in September (I think?). Easier than trying to track down the individual trades and cheaper than buying them.
Now I'll get out of here and leave you to your solitude!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Sheesh ... I know I sealed the doors and windows when I left ... how did all this dust get in here?
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Weeeell...
Light passes through windows, and, um... It was stuffy so I opened the door, and...
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