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In the wake of the regrettable violence perpetrated upon my predecessor, STUbot # 129, by Royal Decree, all residents of Legion World are subject to martial law until further notice. This may include strip-searches, floggings, and sudden imprisonments. Also, searches of Legion World properties by the justly-elected STU administration.
You are all expected to comply fully.
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Especially the strip-searches. 
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Bold Flavors
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This is ridiculous. First you try to force me out of the Security Office (which you did not do), then you start Prohibition laws and now this?
You are no longer fit to lead. The Triumvirate or a rebellion will spell your end...
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[whispering] Nice job, my loyal Chief of Security. They don't suspect a thing... [/whispering]
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Martial law? How tedious.
It'll take a lot more POOBots than you can manufacture to bend the Royal Family of Psyonia to your will, dear.
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Hmm. See, this is what happens when I don't post much. STU lets the power go to his head (again. I mean, how many times have we seen him turn into a power-mad canine? This must be at least the sixteenth so far) and starts issuing laws and all that sort of stuff. If that's the way things are then I think maybe I shall have to start up some kind of resistance force. We shall baricade The Rift and talk about Buffy and Musicals and blow rasperrys at the ineffectual forces of STUdom as they try to break through the barriers of sheer fabulousness erected by yours truly (and belive me if anyone knows anything about erections... yadda yadda yadda. You so don't need me to finish that sentence).
Of course... while being horribly incensed (and not sure how to spell that) and willing to start the resitence force I'm also quite easily bribed.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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You're going to have to do an awful lot of frying if you want to catch us all!
(Sneaks up behind Josie, pushes her into the spatial vortex, jumps in after her)
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I don't know how or why I'm out, but...
*trashes more robots*
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Stop that, ineffectual anhanced human female!
*Tosses Circuit Breaker back into the spatial portal*
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Now that THAT's taken care of, it's time for me to make preparations for the announcement tonight!
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Shrinks STUbot #133 down to the size of a pea then stomps on him until all that's left is twisted gears and springs.
"One down, who knows how many to go. Now maybe SoM or someone else can figure out have to rescue CB and KP without any more interference!"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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STOP THAT.
You're only getting yourself in deeper.
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SHRink!!! STOMP!!! One more down...Hey! This is fun! A don't worry, I can always get out of the hole by climbing over the pile of broken gears I'm making out of all of you 'bots!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Oh, you're in TROUBLE now.
(Calls to STUbot secretary)
ADD HIM TO THE LIST.
(Creates the spatial portal and is whisked away before Vee has a chance to react)
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#deleteFacebook
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Originally posted by Varalent:
"One down, who knows how many to go. Now maybe SoM or someone else can figure out have to rescue CB and KP without any more interference!" Ah, it's only the first one that's hard - it;s like a vacuum sealed jar, once it's been opened once, it's far easier afterwards. And KP's out. Granted I don't know WHERE he ended up, but  *plucks CB out again*
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