Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The Statue of Glorith Queen of the Universe

Please take a moment and stand in awe.

Cobie, wherever you are right now, I take it all back.

*grinds statue into dust, then uses the dust as pigment for paint for a huge banner reading "BYE BYE GLORITH!"*

ahhhh come on fearless leader and all. I had just spent hours rubbing a nice shine on the front of that statue.

hope you sanitized your hands.

the local stray dogs have been making it their de-watering hole.

I think I'm standing in something, but I don't believe it's awe.

You in the funny hat you shall be lobotomized.

Look its the insanely mad man bowing before me.

Hey, you take that back about Faraway!

bowing? Funny way of saying "humping"...

Cobalt,Is that an offer?

Possibly

I'm behind Glorith all the way, especially when she's bent over, bowing in front of Cobalt

You I like.

Another statue? What, are they breeding or something?

*posts on chest of statue*
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I'll take that gold crown from the statue whelp. Twill melt down and buy much mead!

Hard to pin anything to the front of a statue that was ground into dust and used as pigment for the paint for a "BYE BYE GLORITH" banner.

Hey, Abin. While you're preventing statue reconstruction, could you zap this one & Thora's, huh?

Ta.

Golly! Who went and rebuilt Glorith's statue? Her rack's almost as nice as mine.

I thought EDE had to erect a statue, and where has Glorith been anyways?

All official Legion World statues are built by Statues, Buildings and Wonderous Architecture Construction Co.

The only exceptions are The Statue of the Legendary Poster of Cobalt Kid, erected by the people of Legion World, and The Statue of our Lost Kid Prime, originally erected by Fat Cramer as a statue of Abin Quank before being reformed into a statue of Kippers. Both of these have been certified as official Legion World statues, and thus are on display on Embassy Row.

The statues of Glorith and Thora exist but aren't deemed "official" by people like EDE and CK.

I would think Glorith and Thora view them as official. Alt-IDs get no respect.

Well, obviously anyone who wants to erect a statue can. And if they want to deem it "official", they can as well. Glorith, as I recall, has also declared herself LMB Leader as well. That of course does not make her leader, any more than it makes her statue genuinely official.

There are, and must be, proper procedures for these things, lest Legion World society collapse into anarchy and chaos.

The task of overseeing the construction of statues has fallen to me, under the advisement of the Special Committee on Statue Construction, just as the task of assigning everyone their daily LMBP duties fell to MLLASH. That's the way things are.

I bumped Lash's duty roster thread but he no longer posts to it. Oh, how I long to be given a duty by the Lashmeister.

Fear not, milliner, I do not seek to OVERTHROW you. I merely marveled that the previously destroyed Glorith statue had been rebuilt. Official, shmofficial, it's got a nice rack.

Lash's role as assigner of duties was key in the early days of Legion World, before we had an established government and had settled into routines as to who was to do what.

However, should an emergency situation arise and the normal routine be disrupted, it would once again fall to MLLASH to make sure the important tasks of fanning him and cooking are done.