Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum The true fraud here at Legion World

Well, as you know, dears, I spent some time at SHAKES last night in the company of a certain Mr. Space Ranger. Upon meeting him finally face-to-face, I immediately knew that I had seen him somewhere before, and so I left the bar early to confer with my sources in the U.P. (including Science Police Chief Zandak.)

I will not reveal what I found of his true identity just yet, as I have no wish alarm the public needlessly, but suffice it to say that there is absolutely NO record of a "Space Ranger" in the records of the U.P. Science Police. On the contrary, the only record anywhere near that is of a "Buck Bond, Science Ranger" stationed in what was once known as Texas. Gentlebeings of Legion World, it is my sad duty to reveal that the man calling himself "Space Ranger" and assuming quasi-police powers is nothing more than an errant fraud, and I implore the Crujectra administration to apprehend this man immediately, before he can do any more damage.

Also, I would like to assure those who have had the misfortune of picking up the latest edition of "Eye on Legion World," written by the notorious criminalist Emerald Empress, that I am indeed the one true Winema Wazzo.

Finally, it is my hope that the man calling himself "Space Ranger" IS in fact just a deranged and hapless maniac. It would grieve me deeply to find that he had ties in any way to the current Legion World administration.

Vote Winema!

It's getting hard to know who to believe.

Interesting statement Madame. Perhaps you would be willing to accompany me (and an official of the Crujectra Administration) to Chief Zendak's Office in a Public Display of your Good Faith?

I will stipulate that my name does not appear on the Public Records of the Science Police. In fact there is only one Ranger who has chosen to allow his name to be revealed to the general public, my friend and mentor, Buck Bond.

It is possible that I have made an error in not allowing my name to be publicly releasd prior to undertaking this mission. I shall endeavour to correct that error, and graciously allow you to accompany me and witness this correction first hand.

In fact, this should be witnessed by the entire cyber population of Legion World. So, I also extend this invitation to reporters from both the Eye on Legion World and the LMB Inquirer.

Truth and Justice Shall Prevail!

If there's anything I've learned in Freshmen Orientation at Tarik the Mute's Academy, it's that you can't trust the law enforcement agencies around here. I say we turn this "Space Ranger" into glass. If he's really part of the Science Police then they'll pay the ransom to have him turned back to normal. If he isn't part of the SP - it's batting practice!!

Oh, that's easy.

Nobody.

You are SO cynical 'Miner, it's shocking!!

I trust Professor Tarik T. Mute. He would never lie to me.