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Greetings, I am the LMBP Spectre! This is the Hall of Fallen Heroes on Legion World, where statues of fallen comrades are erected to pay tribute to those who have fallen!

I, the Spectre, dwell here carrying on their memory, just as the LMBP does the same! Here is not a place of sadness, but of joy, as it celebrates the lives of the LMBPers who have fallen, what the LMBP stands for, and the history of the LMBP itself.

Once, I was an LMBer, and was called Foodmaker Kid, but I long ago died. I was resurrected in the body of Donna Troy and with the powers of the Spectre, although my Jar-Jar Binks and Hal Jordan forms died out. Long ago, I made peace with my new form, and have taken the name "Josephine". I am all that I once was, but very different now. Ocassionally, I will help the LMBP out as a reserve member, but my main purpose is to preserve order here on Legion World now, and in the universe. LMBPers, know that you can freely call on my when you wish.

Also, know that you can visit this Hall anytime, to remind yourselves of the memories of LMBPers who once were:

Foodmaker Kid
Tsarin Kid (who returned as Mystery Lad)
Foxy Roxy
Psychotic Beaver
Space Tart

...and others...

Who can forget Frankie Munitz's brave sacrifice to save us all?

Or Kid Gender Stereotype Reversal I?

Fortunately his sister serves in the LMBP to honor his memory! Though she hasn't been seen for awhile...

And let's not forget our most recent loss...Bowel Burst Boy

Bowel Burst Boy was a rejected candidate in the most recent LMBP tryouts at which Penis-Eradicator Lad and Nads-Kicker Lass were selected for membership (both of whom turned out to be traitorous spies planted by the evil One Who Is The One).

As the team, scrambled to face the various emergencies developing in Super Jailhouse of Space, BBB (or B3, as his closest friends called him) secretly followed one of the teams to Canada. There, when all of the LMBPers were trapped inside that Canadian landmark, Alanis Morrissette, he used his powers to free them all. Having demonstrarted his power's somewhat-usefullness, B3 was allowed to remain with the LMBP for the rest of the mission. He does so in the hopes of proving his worth and being accepted as a full member.

Alas, it was not to be, shortly thereafter at the Super-Jailhouse, B3 caused the bowels of Obvious Traitor Boy and his bitches to burst, thereby saving the assembled LMBP and Light Brigand members once again. This enourmous expenditure of Bowel Bursting energy proved to be too much however, and B3 sadly died in the effort. The last words he utter however, remain imprinted on all of those present...

"I just wanted to make you guys proud... I knew my power wasn't as powerful as some of you, but you showed me how to be the true hero within, how to go out...like an LMBer..."

a fitting epitaph for a real hero, he was made a full member of the LMBP posthumously and will be remembered by all those that had the opportunity to know him in the brief time that he was with the team.

Bowels Burst Boy, you will be remembered! I erect this statue in your place!

*Walks by the Space Tart statue. Pauses. Smiles*

I see your story is not done yet. They may have been premature...

*Fades away*

Cobalt Kid stands in front of Space Tart's statue.

"Hm, I wonder what she meant? Ah Spacey, I sure miss you nowadays..."

Here's where the statues of Fallen LMBers are, Lash!

And I wonder where the LMBP Spectre has gone off to? C'mon Jo, don't lurk, post!