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Maybe later. At the moment I am busy crispy-frying supervillains. You can help though if you like.

meh. since i lost my powers i haven't really been in a killing mood.

hand to hand is so messy...and crunchy. oh well...back to watching soaps on the mission monitor board. maybe i will pick up something from shakes to go.

Well, I could probably get you some kind of laser or something if you'd like to help from a relative distance. Not quite as much fun as hands on/interesting powers powered disposal, but still quite enjoyable.

<Image of Tamper Lad Appears Courtesy of Compy>

Uh Spectre sweetie, I've gone to Earth-4 to get you your Lucien. I don't know what you were talking about merging the two as an ultimate weapon in the crisis. I really don't understand why we had to release Gay-lypso to run rampant all over LW while we were gone too. But I won't argue.

I was wondering Spectre Babe, what you were doing next Saturday when I get back, I thought we could maybe go to a show and have a drink or two at this nice lounge I know. Then you could do to me whatever you did to me that last time. Let me know, just leave a message on compy, kid

well since i lost my powers i am pretty grumpy...hand me that flame thrower!

*sigh*

You know, zapping villains is all well and good but somehow I feel something is missing.

ZWAP BLAM KBLOW

Maybe it's being on the wrong world, maybe my priorities have changed but I don't really feel the same need to destory the LMBP that I used to. Sure I still want to mindlessly kill and maim innocents and generally be evil, but I just can't quite get myself motivated.

KZWWAMM BLAPPPBLAP BOOOOM

*sigh*

There is but one problem Tamper Lad...we both like girls...although I will be no less impressed if you complete the mission...

*Teleports Kenny Rogers in front of Gay-lipso*

Do with him what you must! It is a sacrifice the universe must make to ensure you stay on Earth-1!

*watches events with amusement*

boo yah!

Kenny Rogers? Eh, may as well.

KZZWWAAAMMK!!!!

Hmm. That was slightly more fun. Any other slightly annoying celebrities you'd like to send my way Spectre?

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Hehe, I hope she teleports in Paris Hilton next!


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Feh, why are all the hot god-like entities either incestuous or lipstick lesbians?

How am I going to steal god-like powers through seduction in such a marketplace.

Dr. Phil will be arriving via transmatter to answer that question, TL.

Ooh, send him my way afterwards as well. He could do with being blown up in interesting ways. And I'll do Martha Stewart as well and Oprah if she's in one of her 'self help woop woop you go girl' moods that make me want to rip her head off just to see if she does actually have any kind of brains in there.

Hi Mr. Gay-Lipsyncher, would you be a pal and please tell me where the Red Bee is? If you do you can enjoy watching me KICK HIS F*&*&^g A$$.

And if you don't I'll tell my Gram to turn you into an ugly straight guy, with pimples and a bad wardrobe...

It'll be much better if we're pals...

Is Ricki Lake or Jenny Jones or Sally Jesse Raphael in your hit list, 'lipso, dude?

Well I quite like Ricki and Jenny Jones I've never really seen but I'll quite happily fry Sally.

And Everyday Girl I really don't know where Red Bee is. I'm not happy with him myself and am happily frying his cadre of villains because they ignored me. Course if I did know and knew I could get to him then I wouldn't tell you because I'd want to get to him first. However if you do find him and would like some villainous help (bearing in mind that I'll probably be forced to double cross you after killing him because, you know, villain) then give me a shout.

Now the potential for my greatest weapon is here...

Let the war begin...

Hey Glamour Puss, looks who's back!

Lucien Lad? Curses, you escaped my plan to... Heeeey, nice outfit. Sort of...

Gay-lipso-ish?

Yeah, exactly... oooh, hey, you're Gay-lipso too? How fabulous is that?

I know! Very snazzy. Now, I don't know if you've heard about this merging plan thing that the Spectre is talking about...

Uh-huh.

Not so sure about it myself. However if we don't take it literally (until I get bored in speaking in yellow at least and want to revert to regular text) then we'll still be merged in terms of powers and yay!

Yay! Gay-lipso squared. We're so goona rock.

Too bloody right. Now, who exactly are we fighting?

(And that, my dears, I feel is probably a suitable end to GoV. Like the comic it is based on there have been fablous costumes and big fights but almost none of the plot points have been dealt with. Yay!)

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