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Welcome to my campaign headquarters! I've rented this beautiful old mansion in Old Town and enchanted it for your entertainment!
Any food and drink you desire are yours--just snap your fingers, and it's there!
What's more...adventure awaits! Every doorway in the Hall of Shadows leads to the adventure of a lifetime--if you dare!
And, oh yes, the mansion is haunted! Missing a departed loved one? Chances are, he or she can be found within these walls!
Dru's Magical Mystery Mansion: It's not just a campaign HQ--it's an adventure!
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While you're enjoying supper, please consider my qualifications:
1)I was the leader of a whole world before it was destroyed during the Invasion.
2)During said Invasion, myself and my fleet defended Legion World valiantly. In fact...the whole fleet was destroyed in this world's defense.
Look, my point is not to guilt you into voting for me, but to show that I've put my selfish, villainous past behind me. My loyalty is to the LMB and Legion World now, not to myself.
Why vote for me as leader?
Well, at this point in time the LMB definately needs serious, dedicated and experienced leadership. The galaxy has become very unstable, what with the threats of the Khanate of Sol Invictus and the Dark Oval. We're looking at a hugewar on the horizon, and Legion World and the UP are going to be in the middle of it.
I can lead us through these dark times and give us the edge we need to survive and thrive. Giveme the chance, and I won't let you down!
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Maybe we can even get the Red Bee to be deputy leader. I'm sure he's super sorry for all the people he killed, too...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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She never killed anyone, Princess!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Well, if "you" say so, Lard Lad, then it must be true...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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strange but not a stranger
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Say! What's behind this door?
*Opens door and pokes head in. Suddenly Quislet, Esq. is pulled in.*
NOOOOOOO!!! Not That! Anything but that!!!! Please for the love of Jimmy Olsen, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
*The door opens again and Quislet, Esq is pushed out wearing a strapless red sequined evening gown. His face is covered with make-up and a red wig sits atop his head.*
Well Dru did say it would be the adventure of a lifetime.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Originally posted by Spellbinder:
Well, if "[b]you" say so, Lard Lad, then it must be true... [/b] Man, I never had you pegged for a mudslinger, Jeckie! If you've got proof she killed someone, give it up! If not...just sit back and enjoy the anything-you-desire buffet! mmmm....lasagna...
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Well Dru did say it would be the adventure of a lifetime. As advertised! 
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Originally posted by Spellbinder:
Maybe we can even get the Red Bee to be deputy leader. I'm sure he's super sorry for all the people he killed, too... I've been catty with you, Crujectra, but you bring up a real issue: I was, until very recently, a vile, selfish person...so much so that it makes me ill to think about it. When I came to Legion World as the Invasion was imminent, I had ulterior motives. I was here in an attempt to be near and to seduce Cobalt Kid. I brought my fleet here and supported Legion World to impress him and build myself up in his eyes as a suitable mate. Things didn't go according to plan. In the midst of my selfish pursuits, I found myself faced with overwhelming loss. My fleet was decimated. My homeworld, left undefended, was laid waste. I was humbled and fell into a deep depression. I had nothing to live for. But at my lowest point, someone reached out to me and showed me great kindness. He had been ostracized by his peers as they blamed him for all the mayhem the Dark Oval had wrought. He reached out to me even though I'd caused harm to him in the past. This man, Lard Lad, is now my fiance. As my mental wounds have healed I've learned the value of love and selflessness, two things I'd had no concept of all my life. This has changed me to my core, and I want to redeem myself in the eyes of the galaxy, but especially in the eyes of the LMB and the citizens of Legion World, my new home. Please, give me this chance at redemption, Legionnaires, and let me show you through my actions that I can be a force for good in the universe!
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Once a Whor....oops. Mudslinging. Sorry.
VOTE JOEBOY! VOTE CANDY!
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Well, we had Dark STU - a good guy gone bad - maybe it's time for a bad girl gone good?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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(edit - damn school computers like to double-post)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Did I mention that I have ROWIES!
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The Empress was a bad girl gone good, before her untimely end, so Dru could be following in a great tradition. If she wins, does Lardy become the Lard Chancellor, another great Legion tradition?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Hmmm...I thought I'd just be the consort like a British Queen's hubby?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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C'mon Lardy. None of us could be that useless.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Promise to vote for me, and I'll conjure my Dream Girl/Dream Boy spell for you!  Yes, it's everything you'd hope it would be!
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By the by, do any of you have some questions for me? I want your vote, and I know many of you have doubts about me. So ask about what's on your mind, and I'll answer your questions honestly!
Any issues you want my stance on? Ask!
Anything you'd like to see me address if I'm elected? Tell me about it!
You guys know I stand for a strong defense in these troubling times, but I want to hear from YOU!
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What's your opinion on homosexuality amoung Legionaires?
Beware Fangirl Girl! Her power will force you into saucy slash situations you cannot escape from! *evil laugh* Don't drop the soap!
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Bold Flavors
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What's your opinion on the death penalty for convicted murderers like the Red Bee and the Royal Inquisitor?
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Originally posted by Fangirl Girl:
What's your opinion on homosexuality amoung Legionaires? Dear, Legion World welcomes all diversity, and I fully support and approve of our homosexual community here! I don't know if there's ever been a census for LMBers of this sort, but I would guess that they comprise the majority amongst our membership! And if, by chance, you were referring to our favorite comic book, I wish the creators would get off their asses and show this kind of diversity in its pages!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
What's your opinion on the death penalty for convicted murderers like the Red Bee and the Royal Inquisitor? I don't know a lot about those two, but if they are mass murderers, I wouldn't hesitate to condemn them to death. In general, though, I would have to treat each case individually. I believe some who've murdered can be reformed. And I'd want to be sure that if they've a great potential to do good, that that is taken into consideration.
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What's your opinion on the proposal to throw unfit Security Officers to the lions?
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
What's your opinion on the proposal to throw unfit Security Officers to the lions? What do you think about that one, my love?
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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