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Re: SHAKES III Archives #727205 04/25/05 06:41 PM Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 93 SHAKES Babette Substitute Babette Substitute Joined: Oct 2004 Posts: 93 SHAKES Quote Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly. Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?" Why sir, I'm a lady (almost) and if you don't stop that, I'll turn you over my knee and paddle your big hairy old ass.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727206 04/26/05 03:31 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Ummm...does this happen often?? Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727207 04/26/05 05:04 AM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <walks in> Quite often, actually. Hrun, old friend, how are thee?! <smacks Hrun on the back, tosses him flagon of mead> There's a great battle brewing and it will be glorious to fight by your side again! As it stands, I'm on a quest to regain my power--and claim booty as always on such a journey! I just saw the strangest thing ...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727208 04/26/05 06:29 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Phineas B. Fuddle Reservist Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 231 Rrrrbbbbb *sniff*

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727209 04/26/05 07:15 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... You and me both, kid. <chugs> Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727210 04/26/05 12:16 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Quote Originally posted by Babette: Quote Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: [b] Pulling Babette onto his knee Hrun kisses the girl passionatly. Now my little beauty if I were to offer you these precious ruby's what would thou offer me?" Why sir, I'm a lady (almost) and if you don't stop that, I'll turn you over my knee and paddle your big hairy old ass. [/b] "Ha! This woman has a fire in her heart and the joy of life in her eye's. Here girl take these ruby's as a gift". Depositing the curvaceous girl on her feet, Hrun sends her on her way with a playful slap on the bum. “quick now girl, bring me meat for tis not good to drink on an empty stomach” Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727211 04/26/05 12:17 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Quote Originally posted by Calamity Monkey: Rrrrbbbbb *sniff* "Tis a monkey" Hrun picks up the small creature and starts to juggle with him. Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727212 04/26/05 12:20 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Quote Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: <walks in> Quite often, actually. Hrun, old friend, how are thee?! <smacks Hrun on the back, tosses him flagon of mead> There's a great battle brewing and it will be glorious to fight by your side again! As it stands, I'm on a quest to regain my power--and claim booty as always on such a journey! I just saw the strangest thing ... "Noble Cobaltus! Tis good to see you, I have been sent to find you to give you a message come lets go somewhere more private". Downs flagon of mead in one and playfully throws axe at cobalts head, expecting his magnetic powers to save him. Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727213 04/26/05 12:27 PM Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Cobalt Kid Bold Flavors Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 34,634 If you don't want my peaches, ... <dodges head, as axe narrowly misses and hits a jug of ale, spilling forth a steady stream that ironically refills Outdoor Miner’s glasses> (Not having my magnetic powers sure is going to complicate things…) Come, great warrior! Let us drink to the beginning of our quest! <pulls out new flagon>

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727214 04/26/05 12:41 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Belches and Farts "My friend this is good drink. Come Miner, join us There is plenty even for the likes of you" Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727215 04/26/05 09:16 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 this hrun knows how to party!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727216 04/27/05 03:12 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze No kidding. Sounds like a great party animal...in a neanderthal kind of way. Any concerns about the content...live with it.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727217 04/27/05 06:01 AM Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Outdoor Miner Time Trapper Joined: Jul 2003 Posts: 16,670 A Huge, Pulsating, Ever-Expand... Quote Originally posted by Hrun the Barbarian: Belches and Farts "My friend this is good drink. Come Miner, join us There is plenty even for the likes of you" I'll take that bet, but I'm sitting upwind. Legion World's Badwill Ambassador

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727218 04/27/05 11:34 AM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall "Ha! tis a good point my little friend. After travelling so long and so far the dust and grime of many days lies upon me Here take this" <throws three kegs of dark strong beer toward Miner> "Babette! wench, is there a bath house in this establishment" Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727219 04/27/05 06:13 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 yeah just let me show you the way (wink)

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727220 04/27/05 06:16 PM Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 Semi Transparent Fellow OP Wanderer OP Semi Transparent Fellow Wanderer Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 7,723 SHAKES is a reputable establishment, DB. You'll have to take HRUN to Shameless Hussies Bar for what you have in mind. They have back rooms.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727221 04/27/05 06:19 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 i was only kidding, i'm sure hrun's going to try and behead me for cracking that joke.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727222 04/27/05 08:25 PM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Quote Originally posted by disaster boy: i was only kidding, i'm sure hrun's going to try and behead me for cracking that joke. I was going to write "Which head?" in response, but I thought I better not. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727223 04/27/05 11:13 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 gah, do i get to pick which one?

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727224 05/01/05 10:03 AM Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Kent Shakespeare Time Trapper Joined: Dec 2003 Posts: 29,461 Hudson Valley It's a rainy, dreary weekend. I think it's time to go Miner-style. How 'bout a three-fer of your finest ale? The childhood friend Exnihil never had.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727225 05/01/05 11:45 AM Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple OpalWitch Sorceress OpalWitch Sorceress Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,939 The Temple Quote Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare: It's a rainy, dreary weekend. I think it's time to go Miner-style. How 'bout a three-fer of your finest ale? Poor Kent. My weekend sucks to, three waters in beer bottles so I can pretend to get plastered. And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727226 05/01/05 12:26 PM Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Hrun the Barbarian Active Hrun the Barbarian Active Joined: Jul 2004 Posts: 474 The Northern Wall Quote Originally posted by disaster boy: gah, do i get to pick which one? An axe flys through the air in DB's direction. Followed by three throwing knives, six (empty) bottles and a table. "I choose thou foul Abbot" Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727227 05/01/05 04:57 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 sorry gotta go on a mission to save faraway.... besides violence is forbidden in shakes.

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727228 05/01/05 05:02 PM Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929 Power Boy Time Trapper Power Boy Time Trapper Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,929

Re: SHAKES III Archives #727229 05/02/05 10:58 AM Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Bi-Polar Boy Substitute Joined: Apr 2005 Posts: 119 in a lithium haze ummm...wow... Any concerns about the content...live with it.