Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Um...what the hell is going on around here?

I'm gone for a few weeks, and Cobie starts sleeping around with all of Legion World? Has a dozen more children?

I know it's an open relationship, but what is this...a marathon?

I've had enough! Where is that cute Eryk Davis Ester? I hear Loser Lad is back around too, and he was always a good time (although he always ended up sleeping on the bathroom floor).

*titter of amusement*

Maybe a little bi-beer spiked punch will get Lash in the mood to have a little fun...<devilish grin>

Bah! Here I am, and I'm all male!

I sure do hope my stupid other head doesn't screw this up for me!

Shut up! She'll never go for you, you ugly cuss! She'll want a hottie like me!

Um...gross! Double-headed freaks are definatley *NOT* what I'm looking for!

What's it take to get some of these ultra-hot gay males drunk on bi-beer?

*coo of excitement*

Bah! You've let another one get away, you jerk!

Poor Double Headed Freaks.

She was one of Cobie's, once you have Coablt Kid you never go back.

That's why I've kept of that piece of meat.

THAT'S RIGHT!

Don't believe the rumors, it never happened between Cobalt and me.

Space Tart you are every bit as pretty as my sister, Somber Lass! So what was my half-sibling's name?

Hey Spacey! Long time no...um...see!

How've you been beautiful?

Um...hey Spacey! Where did she go?

There's nothing to be mad at! Just a little fun! A couple kids running around Legion World...nothing to worry about!

I've missed you beautiful, where've you been?

Mm, I look the long hair! I've been good, ever since Cobie brought me back here. Of course, I seem to be the only one not seeing him these days...

Maybe *you* could show me a good time?

*titter of amusement*

Nothing to be mad at? Of course not! Are there any females left on Legion World that you're not acquainted with?

I've been out shopping for our new apartment. I'll be sure to buy an extra comfortable couch....

...for you to sleep on! I was right way back when: "Cobalt Kid is a cad!"

Thanks cutie! You're a hottie yourself, although you seem to be the shy type! Let me dress you up for a night out on the town and the boys will be tripping over themselves!

Maybe I could. Let's start with a tour of the Cave. It's been awhile since you've been down there. We can start over here by the heart-shaped hot tub and work our way back towards my quarters...