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Step into my Cretinometer and let it test your level of cretinhood.
This information will come in handy in determining how unmercifully you should be flogged.
So speaks Thora of Taltar!!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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None of you dare enter my cretinometer? Scared little sheep!
Thora of Taltar will enter first so that you timid mice shall see the cretinometer is harmless!
tingggggggggly!
And here are my results...
Thora of Taltar registers 0.01 on the cretinometer. No one is perfect, after all.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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You?! Judge ME?!
HA.
It is for to laugh.
I am the great and mighty Rickshaw1. Toilet bowls tremble at the sound of my name. Hardee's employee's cry at the sound of my Furious Rebuke's for lousy service and attitude. I and I alone have made the Deadly and Stinky BBQ Cat Poop run at the witching hour of 3:48 am.
You judge me?!
AAAAHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Thora, your majesty. I am afraid to inform you that your obviously flawed and some may say unsound, cretinometer has no standing here on Legion World. Therefore the results, howsoever amusing they may be, actually mean nothing.
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What?
NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
It must have legitimacy. How else may others judge my superiority?!
I, Rickshaw1, the OFFICIAL LEGIONWORLD CRANKY POSTER say this must be so.
And so it is...
*eyes narrow on rickshaw1's face as he attempts to stare down everyone on legionworld that disagrees with him on the cretinometer's legitimacy. Unfortunately, he only sees a computer screen and winds up with a raging headache
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Originally posted by Thora:
None of you dare enter my cretinometer? Scared little sheep!
Thora of Taltar will enter first so that you timid mice shall see the cretinometer is harmless!
tin[b]gggggggggly!
And here are my results...
Thora of Taltar registers 0.01 on the cretinometer. No one is perfect, after all. [/b] Clearly the machine is broken, or Ms pseudo-royalty fudged the results. good thing she didn't stake out the name "Credibility Lass" good call, Richshaw1!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Jeepers! I'll try out this Cretinometer!
Wait a sec...
I... like it! It makes me feel... strong... and brave... and tingly...!
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Legionnaire!
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Okay my Turn Remember Thora my loyalty to you!
Let the Fun Begin!
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*shoves Thora in, and watches it go off the scale*
Hmmm... looks like lying is one of the faults of a cretin!
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All Cretins are Liars!
(Okay, I'm sure at least somebody will get that joke...)
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And the Cretinometer results are in!
Rickshaw: 79% cretin.
Kent S: 83% cretin.
Eryk Davis Ester: 76% cretin with cap; 58% cretin without cap.
Faraway Lad: 64% cretin.
Frostfyre: 32% cretin.
Sanity or Madness: 99.999% cretin.
Interesting data...
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Legionnaire!
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Let the Fun Begin!
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Wait a minute, was that cretin or citen or kiten? I mean, i do come with a crunchy outer shell like a lobster.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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My cap adds to my cretinousness?
And to think some people think it isn't masculine!
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#deleteFacebook
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Now, I'd use my Madness Ray on Thora, except that no-one'd be able to tell the difference in the mad goit.
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
I mean, i do come with a crunchy outer shell like a lobster. TMI, dude.
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 Miner, you don't like crunchy outer shells? WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Originally posted by Thora:
And the Cretinometer results are in!
Rickshaw: 79% cretin.
Kent S: 83% cretin.
Eryk Davis Ester: 76% cretin with cap; 58% cretin without cap.
Faraway Lad: 64% cretin.
Frostfyre: 32% cretin.
Sanity or Madness: 99.999% cretin.
Interesting data... Mmmmm 64% ????? I suppose it could have been worse she could have 69'd me 
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well, I got an extra ten, lol. But i wouldn't let the missus see this. 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Outdoor Miner: 44% cretin.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Originally posted by rickshaw1:
Miner, you don't like crunchy outer shells?
It was the "crunchy" bit that did it for me.
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Originally posted by Thora:
Outdoor Miner: 44% cretin. and 100 proof.
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UMMMM, crawdad shells...crunchy, tasty, and filling. 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Hm, still no word on my cretin-level. It must be hard for Thora to decide...
I'm sure there are ways for me to get it higher or lower though...
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Cobalt Kid: 39% cretin.
A lower cretinosity ratio than I would have guessed. Perhaps there is more to the male known as Cobalt Kid than his wandering penis and his flatulence.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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