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COME DRINK AND BE MERRY

I love all alcohol in all it's forms!

How about rubbing alcohol?

It has it's uses.

Depending on who is doing the rubbing

Mmm...mead binder accessories. Oh oops, I mean mmm...fermented honey wine.

Mead? That's funny - I heard it was a drink for pussies! And I ain't talkin' about cats, neither.

Wow, Hrun is even using smiley faces now! As leader among the barbarians, he's not quite that Barbaric at all!

What do you say Hrun? Ever think of becoming an LMBer?

"Bwahahahahahah. Little man makes Hrun Laugh"

<gives Numf a friendly tap on the shoulder sending him staggering backwards>

"here drink of the Horn of Hrothgar and be welcome"

"Hrun will accept a postion of honour within this LMB of which you speak. But his overlord must be consulted first. Have you a place of nobility at the high table for me?"

Aye, there is one prepared for you! You'll be among Princesses and Triumvirs, as well as noble commoners such as shop-owners and janitors.

There few things you would have to change about yourself, brave one, but I'll have to check the LMB constitution for a position on slavery. Slavery may be unacceptable.

Mead-drinking, however, is not! Pass the mead!

Hrun – likes alcohol, a good laugh and chasing pussy.


A man after my own heart.

If you were a girl I’d shag you here and now over the tressel tables, you saucy wench. After you’d had a shower of course. Pwah – bit strong on the mannly odours bit there, pal.

However I think I’ll stick to sharing some of that pussy-water you’ve got on offer there.

Cheers!
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Hey this is quite tasty – a bit girly and sweet, mind you.
Listen, just give me one of those jugs there.
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To quote the Aberdonian motto – “Bon Accord”, which roughly translated means “if it’s free I’ll have two”.

Yeah, just fill her up again, it’s a bit like those kiddy alcopops – you can just keep drinking it.
It doesn’t teach you any respect by being like this. Now, neat whiskey, that teaches you reshpect. That kicksh like a mule. Strips the enamel off your teeth. Burns like a dose of cystitis all the way down your throat. But you learn to respect it.
This stuff jist gluggs doon like juice.
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Hey, thish is good, man. Fill ‘er up!

You know something, Hrun. You’re my besht friend!

I love you man! Ya wee bugger!

Whaddaya mean I shound like Shir Sean?

Hows aboot a shing-shong? Eh?

Come oan, a’body can join in……


# Ooooooooooooh

De Campdown ladies sing dis song –#

Come on, join in singin’ and clappin’ yer hauns!

# Dooo dahhh, doo daa…a….a.a.a”

-------Pukes messily------
-------Falls over-------
-------Snores-------

How many cases did Numf drink? It'll take days to replenish the stock...

I belive this Painted Man from North of the Wall drank at least 12 cases. Hrun is impressed!

Oh sod it, if a lightweight like Numf can stomach the stuff I'd quite like to try a bucket.. I mean glass of if I may.

Hmmmmm bit sweet, smells of heather fields and honey, sort of like the Grampians in the sunshine. The texture is reminiscent of thin soup though and leaves a pleasant warm coating on ones throat.

Thanks for that Hrun, you must pop 'round for a glass of chardonay and some cheese nibbles some time.

Hrun, will take that bucket of Chardoney now, ermm? ....Please?

Has fair lady got enought fish and meat for Hrun?

Hrun, I noticed you had returned and brought this priceless dazzle gem!

Teeds' friend Lester keeps randomly leaving them around here.

Tis a pretty trinket future, Hrun knows just where to put this.