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So you didn't vote for me, eh?
Perhaps you aren't as stupid as you look after all.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Yeah, so we're cretins.
And?
Tell us something new.
Hic!
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Magically Delicious
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Mistress Thora, I bow to you on my cretinous knees and name you Thorationally Gifted. KP isn't *my* Legion World Leader... *you* are.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Rokk Steady, your shameless pandering pleases Thora of Taltar.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Magically Delicious
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When I pander myself, it is indeed shameless.
D'oh! That came out wrong! I feel so cretinous!
Mistress Thora, I think I require a flogging. Only your leadership skills qualify you to provide it...
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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The Present is Past
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The Present is Past
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I demand an elseworld with Thora as LMB leader!
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sounds good, but only if Hrun can be her deputy.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Legionnaire!
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 That'd be some world. I think I'll stay here where it's safe
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Safe, sound and sane. I agree with Arachnarella, here's find.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Thora! There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you. Your Throneroom, the Flogging Chamber, even your bedchambers.
You still haven't answered my invitation. Will you honor this cretin by attending the LMB Homecoming Dance as my date?
If it help in your decision, I voted for you for Leader...
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Smart vote, Loser.
But the only one with a proposal for Thora.
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You dare, Loser Lad? You-- a slobbering, hairy cretinous male, fit only to be subjugated and ridiculed by your female superiors-- you dare request the company of Thora of Taltar at this juvenile "homecoming dance"?
Thora of Taltar accepts your invitation.
See that I-- Thora of Taltar-- have a good time or be flogged unmercifully. If Thora of Taltar is properly entertained at the dance, you may name your reward.
In the privacy of my bedchambers.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thank you Thora. I promise you'll have the time of your life!
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Thora of Taltar has an odd feeling inside.
My pulse has accelerated and I seem a bit light-headed.
Is this some plot against me? Or is it what earthlings call "excitement"?
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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It's okay Thora. I have that same feeling.
I have a feeling this Homecoming Dance will be a night to remember!
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Originally posted by rokk steady:
Mistress Thora, I bow to you on my cretinous knees and name you Thorationally Gifted. KP isn't *my* Legion World Leader... *you* are. Noted and logged. 
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Only a fool defiles a current leader.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Wanderer
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Oh, I don't know, Kippers might enjoy being defiled every now and again...
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Don't listen to her, Thora is a strong competitor.
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Time Trapper
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She's our very own Howard Dean.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Magically Delicious
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Originally posted by Kid Prime: Originally posted by rokk steady:
[b] Mistress Thora, I bow to you on my cretinous knees and name you Thorationally Gifted. KP isn't *my* Legion World Leader... *you* are. *Gulp!!!* I'm OK with being noted, but what I can I do to get unlogged? 
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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 I'd suggest never mentioning Gobots and heavily mentioning Transformers.
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Magically Delicious
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Thanks, Kid Magnetic. I like the way you think, from your apparent fondness of rokk, to the quotes in your signature, to your advice for shamelessly sucking up to KP.
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Magically Delicious
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Transformers rule! Transformers rule! 
Why are you laughing at me? It's unkind, as well as puzzling!
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Thanks rokk! I love flattery as much as Kippers does. I have a thread in Bits called Miss T.'s Legion of Alt-IDS and it lists all of my alts. Each one is super-peachy-keen!! Are you really magically delicious?
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