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Hoist up the Raven Banners, Let sound the Horns of my Heralds, I have returned.
After many, many months trapped on the Prison Planetoid the men of my Household found and rescued me. Though it was a cold and lonley corner of Hell I was greatly entertained when I found lots of things called transformers left behind by a creature called KP?
Still, it is many months since I have tasted Mead or the strong warm mouth of a woman. My Axe aches to return to battle. And I have not seen a pussy in months.
My men need payment, jewels, honours, food and mead.
All warriors of Legion World meet me at my Halls to celebrate my return.
Bring me Mead and Meat, NOW Slave!!
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Welcome back great warrior!
I shall have the bards and the wenches sent to the great hall, and you're men can rest in the pavillions outside of the city.
Come now and prepare for a well-deserved feast!
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Hrun, welcome back. It was very nice to see you at the Café and I was just tickled that you remembered your manners and left your axe outside!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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FC, come and join us.
Hrun has ordered enough mead and will be thrilled that you might join us.
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I'll be there Cobie, but first I have to find that expensive jewelry thing he gave me - lovely, but it weighs a ton.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Hrun's gifts usually are over the top. I recently recieved fourteen elephants and a legion of warriors to man them.
I had to convert the unused LMB circus tent as a training ground for them.
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Welcome back, Hrun! Have you had your helmet polished yet? And, more importantly, would you ever consent to OVERTHROW COBALT?!
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A wondeful return Hrun. Welcome back.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Noble Barbarian Warrior, I bring you a message from Stoopid Cat who is currently vacationing in Sonnie's neighbor's catnip patch. "Remember what lies at the center of legion World! Be Ready!' Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (A cryptic message from a Cat to a Pussy Hunter... Proof Anything can happen on Legion World!)
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Intrigue, threats and plots seem to follow the barbarian - incitement to overthrow Cobalt and Stoops lurking in the tesseracts - no wonder Hrun goes a little wild sometimes.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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