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Today I didn't have any classes and some Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs I ordered came in. So I stayed at home all day eating old pizza and drinking coffee and watching the movies.
Don't do nothing all day but eat pizza and drink coffee. My stomach just let me know, that's not actually a good idea. Not even if it's veggie pizza.
Especially not if it's veggie pizza with jalapenos and banana peppers. Ooooooogh...
Anyone else know some vitally important warnings that the people must hear?
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Another warning from the past: smoked oysters are good, and burritos are good, but smoked oyster burritos leave something to be desired.
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Make sure your vehicle is in PARK before you get out of it! One of the drivers that works for me learned that one the hard way...
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The answer to each of the following questions ... ~ Do I need to take a shower? ~ Do I need to brush my teeth? ~ Do I need to change my underwear? ... is always YES. If you have to ask, you have to. This has saved me a LOT of grief 
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Ahh, how many of these do I wish I had heard earlier in life?!
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Originally posted by Mearl Dox:
Today I didn't have any classes and some Mystery Science Theater 3000 DVDs I ordered came in. So I stayed at home all day eating old pizza and drinking coffee and watching the movies.
Don't do nothing all day but eat pizza and drink coffee. My stomach just let me know, that's not actually a good idea. Not even if it's veggie pizza.
I think your stomach was reacting as much to the quality of the movies you were watching as the food.
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If your dog is having diarrhea in the middle of the night, don't pick him up and try and get him outside. It's better to have the mess in one spot rather than all over yourself and trailing behind you down the stairs. (I speak from experience - bad experience. Dumb! Dumb! Dumb!) 
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That's tragic!
If you get a spontaneous urge to buy something and see it for an outrageous price on e-bay, consider shopping around at other places before you do the "buy it now" option.
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don't eat yellow snow..... well, someone had to say it 
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After cutting chilis or hot peppers, always wash your hands immediately after, and be VERY careful what you scratch! 
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In that vein, never joke around when you're pulled over for having a broken taillight, and pretend you've been drinking by calling the officer "Occifer."
They'll call you on it and make you step out of the car, take a sobriety test, etc. Very unpleasant even if you haven't had a drop to drink for days.
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Originally posted by Mearl Dox: After cutting chilis or hot peppers, always wash your hands immediately after, and be VERY careful what you scratch! And always wash your hands immediately and very carefully after handling raw meat. Don't forget and lick your fingers or anything. You could be puking your guts out for hours.
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Don't pick up squirrels from outside.
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