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Citizens of Legion World,
Some of you may have noticed the posts by our recently joined members, Tarik the Mute and Tarik the Mute's Android. It has come to my attention that Tarik the Mute is in fact a notorious outlaw, and the Academy for which his android has been soliciting students is in fact a "school for super-villains", so to speak. I found his posts somewhat suspicious, and my requests for further information about this "Academy" have confirmed the nefarious nature of this institution.
Being that I am duly sworn to uphold and enforce the laws of Legion World, I want it to be known that I will do all in my power to stamp out this organization. If anyone receives PM's from "Tarik the Mute's Android" (if that is his real name) trying to get them to enroll in this Academy, they should immediately let either myself or the Princess know. Together, we will root out this crime syndicate that threatens the very fabric of our life here on Legion World!
For further information, I recommend checking out the next issue the LMB Enquirer, which links a certain Bgztlian politican to Tarik the Mute and his school...
Thank you citizens,
Eryk Davis Ester
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Citizens of Legion World,
Some of you may have noticed the posts by our recently joined members, Tarik the Mute and Tarik the Mute's Android. It has come to my attention that Tarik the Mute is in fact a notorious outlaw, and the Academy for which his android has been soliciting students is in fact a "school for super-villains", so to speak. I found his posts somewhat suspicious, and my requests for further information about this "Academy" have confirmed the nefarious nature of this institution.
Being that I am duly sworn to uphold and enforce the laws of Legion World, I want it to be known that I will do all in my power to stamp out this organization. If anyone receives PM's from "Tarik the Mute's Android" (if that is his real name) trying to get them to enroll in this Academy, they should immediately let either myself or the Princess know. Together, we will root out this crime syndicate that threatens the very fabric of our life here on Legion World!
For further information, I recommend checking out the next issue the LMB Enquirer, which links a certain Bgztlian politican to Tarik the Mute and his school...
Thank you citizens,
Eryk Davis Ester
Legion World Deputy Leader Good Investigative work there EDE. I take back a third of my previous comments!!  One more??? 
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
If anyone receives PM's from "Tarik the Mute's Android" trying to get them to enroll in this Academy, they should immediately let either myself or the Princess know. I have not yet recieved such a PM. Could you kindly tell me how I might arrange for recieving such an invitation? This sounds like an organization I would be sincerely interested in joining.
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KOKO! KOKO!
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Originally posted by alt ID created to rig Survivor game:
This sounds like an organization I would be sincerely interested in joining. A representative from my master's school will be in contact with you shortly.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Originally posted by KOKO:
Koko! kokoKOko! KOKO! 011010010001101
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android: Originally posted by alt ID created to rig Survivor game:
[b] This sounds like an organization I would be sincerely interested in joining. Koko?
KOKO! KOKO!
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Originally posted by KOKO: Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android: [b] Originally posted by alt ID created to rig Survivor game:
[b] This sounds like an organization I would be sincerely interested in joining. A representative from my master's school will be in contact with you shortly. [/b] A representative from my master's school will be in contact with you shortly.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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UPDATE: The criminal mastermind behind this plot to bolster the criminal underworld in an attempt to undermine the Crujectra/Ester administration has been identified. Stay tuned for further details on this plot to ruin the reputation of two prominent posters on this board!
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Excellent. This is better than the tabloids.
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Being that I am duly sworn to uphold and enforce the laws of Legion World, I want it to be known that I will do all in my power to stamp out this organization.
Thank you citizens,
Eryk Davis Ester
Legion World Deputy Leader Dang, you're good. We'll have to consider giving you another bullet for that gun Barney! I however, have already sent in my deposit for next semester. Through poetry, my hope was to improve my Legion World postion from gadfly to rights advocate and maybe someday, attorney for celebrity murderers. Does this mean, my present is my future? 
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Ah, come on, EDE. Since when has this place objected to a little villany here and there?  I mean we've already got Mekt, The Emerald Emperess, Nardo, Lori Morning...
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While, I am certain many of us support you in your efforts to make Legion World safe, we will not allow ourselves to be subjected to unreasonable searches and seizures. Tread lightly on our rights, please.
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Arachne got a good point there.
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...Spider Girl. ^^^ ![[Linked Image]](http://www.legionworld.net/ubb/graemlins/SpiderGirl.gif)
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I personally am appalled at the royalist swing toward the suspension of personal rights and liberties on Legion World inherent in Mr. Ester's edict. I would also like to say that I will offer any assistance toward the apprehension of true criminals that the current Legion World administration would find appropriate.
Not having been previously acquainted with either Mr. Mute or his spokesman, Mr. Android, I cannot make any claims as to the criminality of his organization, though I am concerned at the muckraking going on in Mr. Ester's office toward both Mr. Mute and myself. I would very much like to converse with Mr. Mute about this matter, at his convenience, of course.
I am certain that any baseless accusations thrown at innocent citizens of Legion World will be found out and dealt with by the current administration accordingly.
Good day.
Vote Winema!
Vote WINEMA!
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Well, I will go where my great powers are respected. When I first joined Legion World, my powers of super smell-imitation were mocked because I could not properly control them. I can reproduce any smell that I have ever encountered, yet I have not yet received the proper respect that I deserve. If I don't get off Monitor duty and get some real missions, I just may have to consider other options...
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Originally posted by Nightcrawler: ...Spider Girl. ^^^  Who me?! What? Um, no that's not an Emerald Eye in the corner. It's a, uh, Christmas ornament. Honest.
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Originally posted by Arachne: Ah, come on, EDE. Since when has this place objected to a little villany here and there?
I mean we've already got Mekt, The Emerald Emperess, Nardo, Lori Morning... Have I not been a loyal supporter of the Royal administration? Why, the Princess and I are almost like sister! I have even accepted without question the, some call spurious, claim that our deputy leader is a King in his own right! If this is the way WE can expect to be treated because of some minor indiscretion in OUR youth then WE will have to rethink OUR support!
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Good Lord, things are getting a mite kooky down LEGION WORLD way!!!
Alliances shifting, horn-dawgs going celibate, poltical brouhahas... what's next-- FLYING PIGS??!?!
Actually, I hope flying pigs ARE next...
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Wow! Are those pigs from Starhaven?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Yes but they're not called pigs on Starhaven They're called....lunch!
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Originally posted by Varalent: Yes but they're not called pigs on Starhaven
They're called....lunch! Isn't MLLashie the Legion World Head Cook and Bottle Washer (or Something else else like that)??? When's the BBQ?? 
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