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There's no reason why he should be that doddering old fruitcake's boot-licker!
FREE him, fix him into an exact replica of Matt Damon and send him to ME... to take under my wing and stuff, and like teach him how to enjoy his freedom and whatnot.
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Legionnaire!
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Let the Fun Begin!
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We should make sure he's a little untamed. I think you'd be up to the challenge. 
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Andrew (I like to call him Andrew) should be NO man's servant!
But, like, if he wanted to help out around here, that would be cool and stuff. ;-)
FREE Andrew! FREE Andrew! FREE Andrew! And send him to me!
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That's mighty big talk there, Tarik! But can you walk the walk? *tee hee!*
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And why would one want to edit a mute post...? *quizzical expression*
*grumblegrumblesenile oldgrumblegrumble android-hoggin'grumble*
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that there are many former students of his academy who would be more than happy to pay a visit to any of the humans which post on this message board who suggest the separation of my master from his android companion as payment for their unpaid tuition fees. My master would also like the humans which post on this message board to know that there are still seats available for the fall semester, and that financial aid packages are available from your local currency establishment in the form of hold-ups and stick-ups.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Presumably because it would have looked like this? ![[Linked Image]](http://mywebpage.netscape.com/tarikthemute/grey.jpg)
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Well, I can see there's only gonna be ONE way to free Andrew from Tarik...
*dials Assassins-R-Us*
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that the primitive technology used by this message board may occasional garble my master's posts, and that it may become necessary for my master to edit them. My master would also like the humans which post on this message board to know that the same errors may result while quoting my master, and that it is up to the humans which post on this message board to correct such mistakes themselves, as my master does not yet have complete control of this board.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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you'll NEVER be freed, as swears Superboy, raising arm with clenched fist! 
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AHA!! Another Crusade for Space Ranger!!
If the Fraggen' Little Nerd can ever get logged on.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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strange but not a stranger
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MLLASH,
If I help you liberate Andrew, can I borrow him?
Talik the Mute,
What do you offer for my assistance?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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strange but not a stranger
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Tempting offer from Tarik the Mute (if I knew what it exactly was)
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Quis, thanks babe, but I've decided NOT to take away the old dude's robot.
If I did, who would help him get into his Depends undergarmets every day?
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that one day they, too, will be elder sentients, and when that day comes, my master will be dead. My master would also like the humans which post on this message board to know that if he were not dead at such a time, he would laugh at the inevitable decay of their youthful appearances.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Oh my! I have a new sig quote! Thanks Andrew!
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A over a year later, that STILL cracked me up!
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Legionnaire!
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I'm just never getting to bed tonight, am I?
Dan
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