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Well I didn't.
The Legion has warped my fragile little mind.
"are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over- an analyst and a therapist. The world's first analrapist."
-Tobias Funke
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Yes, you did. You just forced yourself to forget, to gain a reprieve from
THE HORROR!!!
THE HORROR!!!!
Did you ever wonder why birds and animals run away from forest fires? Self-preservation? HA! They, too, have the Nightmare, but forest fires trigger a particularly Pavlovian response in association.
Why do lemmings dive from the cliffs? To escape
THE HORROR!!!
THE HORROR!!!!
albeit in a particularly permanent way.
Why does Ethel Merman sing so bad? To drown out the waking memory of that nameless dread.
We Legion fans at least can put a name to the dread that haunts EVERY LIVING THING.
Someday, the sheer number of Mayavale nightmares shall awaken That Which Must Not Be Named, that which sleeps beneath the Mariana's Trench, whose evil has not been seen since humankind was oh so very young.
Pray that day of wakening comes not in our lifetimes...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Did you have just regular dreams about Dr. Mayavale before reading Legion?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Are you suggesting that Dr. Girlfriend was a psychic who was able to dream about Dr. Mayavale? But what made the dreams become erotic after she actually read the Legion? Note that she never specified she read Dr. Mayavale stories, just Legion stories.
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I'm SOOO sorry to hear about your bad dreams, Dr. G! Too bad you didn't buy Eternal Damnation's Slumberers Insurance. Section 7, Paragraph C, Clause b specifically covers imaginary homo-erotic encounters with six-armed pseudo-gurus! And boy, does it pay off!
Oh, well... alls I can offer you is a great big hug!
Only two-time winner of the Order of the Dead Vampire Head.
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Ever since I bought Evil Children Protection Insurance and Statue of Legendary Poster Insurance from Pam, I've been able to sleep at night!
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Life insurance? I'm sure Pam can come up with a much more interesting policy than that! Life insurance is for the peasants!
Dan
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How about general arch-nemesis insurance?
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Well, I was thrilled with my Insurance Insurance, which ensures that all of my various and sundry Insurance premiums will continue to be paid for 5 full years should I become disabled.
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We call that Obscure Liability Umbrella Disability Space Insurance in the Grrggrian sector of the Glorihull Galaxy.
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OLUDS, for short, as in "Give me 100 large of OLUDS".
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Not to be confused with OLUDUS of course, which is a nasty STD for non bi-pedals...
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I'll do you a favor, Cobie, and not reveal just how you became so familiar with said ailment.
IF the check arrives on time.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Hmm,I've had home-erotic night terrors about George W. Bush--just as scary!
But then again, who HAVEN'T I had homo-erotic dreams about? :-)
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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No, but Hung-Like-An-Elephant Man is a different story.
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