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This paper needs a music critic.
I accept.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
This paper needs a music critic.
I accept. Can you remain impartial, considering that you're an integral part of LW's house band, CALAMITY?
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<font size="15"> M</font s>cCauley's No fillers. No additives. Pure soy monkey. Pure pleasure. That's what you get with every Quarter Howler with cheese sandwich. And with the everyday value of our 1 Cred Menu, aren't you lovin' it? [img] http://www.legionworld.net/ubb/Avatars/Senor.gif [/img] c 3004 McCauley's Corporation. All rights reserved. Leland McCauley House Charities
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Originally posted by STU:
Can you remain impartial, considering that you're an integral part of LW's house band, CALAMITY? Nope. I'm docking half a point from every record that doesn't feature a Mellotron.
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Originally posted by Trysexual Girl:
That's what you get with every Quarter Howler with cheese sandwich.
What do they call the Quarter Howler with cheese in France?
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So what's an ombudsman, STU? And of course you are welcome to join the legion of newsies, if you would so honor us!
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Trysexual Girl:
[b] That's what you get with every Quarter Howler with cheese sandwich.
Why, a Howler Royale with cheese, of course!
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Originally posted by Trysexual Girl: So what's an ombudsman, STU? And of course you are welcome to join the legion of newsies, if you would so honor us! I think an ombudsguy listens to complaints about the paper from the public. Either that, or complains about stuff himself. I'm pretty good at the latter.
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<font size="12">On the Holoscreen</font s>
Cadets **** ('88, Action/Drama) No one ever said graduating from Legion Academy would be easy. Stok F'Taj, Harmonica Dadaesque Oct. 1 10:00p, 2:00p
Descent into Darkseid *** ('87, Horror) Ancient evil seeks to overthrow the U.P. Harmonica Dadaesque Oct. 1 8:00p, 12:00a, 4:00a
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To the Comet:
Congratulations on your excellent & promising publication. I look forward to contributing the occasional op-ed piece to this bastion of free speech!
FC
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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<font size="12">ORANDOFEST </font s> Continuous Entertainment Everyday Featuring: Live Orandii Band, Professional Orandii Dancers, Orandii Food & Bazar Dates: October 8, 9, 10 Friday 11 am til 10 pm Saturday 11 am til 10 pm Sunday 12 noon til 6 pm Ample Parking * Free Admission
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester:
Coming in a solid third was Portfolio Boy, a perennial candidate who, despite a solid campaign platform, never quite gained ground against the Kid Prime-TBWUP machine.
hIM AM PERENNIAL <font size="10"> LOSER!</font s> YOU MEAN! hA! aM ANY lEGION wORLD mEESAGE bOARD pOSTER EVER LOSE MORE THAN HIM? mE BET NOT. tHAT WHY HIM ME FAVORITE. mE HOPE HE LOSE AGAIN BIG TIME NEXT ELECTION! hOORAY!!!
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mE AM LONG-TIME STRINGER AT THE bIZARRO bABBLER. wE AM RUN NEWSPAPER BY MAKING EVERTHING UP. hA! tHAT AM GOOD TIME YOU BET! aNYTHING ACTUALLY HAPPEN WE AM KEEP BIG SECRET!
yOU AM HAVE ROOM FOR ME ON cOMET?
mE AM MAKE GOOD sPORTS REPORTER.
hERE AM EXAMPLE!!
"kp AM BEAT pORTFOLIO bOY 9,85,023 TO 2"
"ede AM EVISCERATE nIGHTY 32 TO 4"
"lash AM SODOMIZE cOBIE 9 TO 0"
whew!!! hEADLINES AM HARD WORK. mE MAKE UP STORES LATER...
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Coming soon:
Prime Time: a weekly editorial column from Kid Prime!
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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bIZARRO nO. 1 and LW Leader Kid Prime are certainly two boons for the Comet - Legion World's most widely read news service!
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I wonder what the LMB Enquirer thinks about this.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Surely the mighty LMB Enquirer isn't afraid of a little healthy competition! Believe me, there is nothing good about living in a one newspaper town!
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BTW, I too will contribute something (Sports reporting or maybe a "This Day in LMB History" type feature) when I get the time to write something up!
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hEY, mE AM ONLY HERE FEW MINUTES AND ALREADY lOSER lAS STEAL ME SPORTS JOB? hA! tHAT AM bIZARRO WAY. aM JUST LIKE OLD TIMES BACK ON THE bIZARRO bABBLER.
oKAY, ME AM STEAL lash JOB THEM
bIZARRO AM NEW cOMET ADVICE COLUMNIST!!!
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Welcome aboard, Lou! MLLASH has yet to answer poor Heavy Hearted and Clueless C'lam-ity's questions. Will he pass these poor girls off to bIZARRO nO. 1?
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<font size="20">Missing</font s>
By Viviane
Last night an unknown persona magicked his or her way into the Security Office. Opal Janell, the daughter of High Priestess Viviane and Abin Quank, was under the protection of the Security Office at the time. The mysterious persona has kidnapped Opal Janell and we are asking for the public’s help in finding her. The persona is said to be powerful, having used magic to kill a drunken puppy.
Please, if you have any information, please notify me at Avalon, the Holy Isle.
Thank you.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
I'm docking half a point from every record that doesn't feature a Mellotron. might be useful, then.
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I volunteer to write the Horrorscope for this paper.
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