I've been very very busy Cobiekins. The Primary Color Gang has opened three new sweat shops and two new orphanages (no connection, honest!) in the last month alone. I swear if business were any better you'd have to srtart calling me the Gay Green RJ Brande!
Consider this an invitation to the
Spring Thong FlingWe expect the galaxy's brightest stars and the
real shakers and movers of the UP !!
New Spring outfits include the newest Galactic Positioning System tech! Built in transuits!
You have to see the new fashions to believe 'em!
Believe me!
High profile attendees include Evillo (the Hag gets a makeover), Mordru and his Merciless Minions and that dynamo of dominatrixes Glorith!
*Note to the Legionnaires*
Do NOT come in costume if you decide to make the fashiion show. I really don't want the main attraction to be dismembered Legionnaires.