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 The Official Cobalt Kid Spell-Checker Office, A Department of LW Security.
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Due do the enormous backlog of work I have as Cobie's official spell-checker, I hereby delegate authority to my fellow LW'ers to lend a hand. Report any butcherings to this office. Thank You.
Please note: Tomfoolery will not be tolerated. Security is serious work.
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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feelin' hot hot hot
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Yessir!! *salutes*
Query: Are we delving into grammatical issues, as well, or is that grounds for another department...?
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The panda eats, shoots and leaves.
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Very well written.
The panda is a metaphor for a certain type of boyfriend, right?
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Any token straits to add This one caused a serious incident. Cobie was arranging seating at the head table at a UN-sponsored conference of fashion designers held in Spain. When he wrote this, the British delegation walked out, when they thought he was making a joke about returning Gibraltar to Spanish control.
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Cobie's lack of ability to spell reminds us that there are imperfections in even the greatest of heroes. Which in turn reminds us that there are positive traits in even the greatest of villains.
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Brainiac 5:
Due do the enormous backlog of work I have as Cobie's official spell-checker, I hereby delegate authority to my fellow LW'ers to lend a hand. Report any butcherings to this office. Thank You.
Please note: Tomfoolery will not be tolerated. Security is serious work. Gee you would think that staff of 200 plus 150 temps would be enough without enlisting the aid of fellow Legion Worlders. On a related note, your new office complex is nearing completion.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Thank you very much, Quislet. I have a confession. I used to tease CK about his lapses in spelling, but last night I finally realized that the security of Legion World is indeed a full-time job, and as such Cobie couldn't concern himself with mere spelling. He has much more important issues to deal with. So I have taken it upon myself to send out the call to all LW'ers to assist in this effort. Hopefully, we can avoid any international/interstellar conflicts like the one Tamper Lad mentioned above.
Remember, Legion World security is everyone's business!
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Jeepers! Wotch out four vlk*fkt, eveyyone! Does anyone have any idea what he meant by this?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I have no idea... And since he's missing, I think that the vlk*fkt got Cobie....
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Oh... Spell- CHECKER... I thought that I had been drafted into the workforce 
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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It must be against the law to draft royalty, although you could volunteer your time for a good cause.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...and here I thought that checking on spells was the province of the Mystic Crimes Division...
[This joke was approved by The Official EDE Construction of Bad Puns Office, a Division of the Legion World Department of Wondrous Architecture]
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Cease the tomfoolery this instant! This is a very serious matter. How would you feel if a khund translator took Cobie's misspelling of sailor and in the translation it turned out to be a Khundish "yo momma" joke?
There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
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Originally posted by Sketch Lad:
The panda eats, shoots and leaves. Originally posted by Tamper Lad:
Very well written.
The panda is a metaphor for a certain type of boyfriend, right? These posts may be the funniest I've ever read on the MMB.
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I hereby approve this thread and recognize its immense importance! Brainy, you will be needed in the darkest and even lightest hours of Legion World! I gladly renounce any effort to even consider spell-checking (even on the word renounce)! Hopefully no new wars will start while you're away! (Tying this to the LW Security Office was inspired too  And lots of hysterical posts in this thread!  )
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