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Moments ago... Originally posted by The Red Bee:
Aw, what the hell. You’re about to figure it out anyway.
*blasts Eryk Davis Ester and Cobalt Kid through their backs*
Let me make it a little easier on you.
*lights cigarette*
Months ago, you put your trust in me and welcomed me as your friend. Now—you will regret it.
*grabs Jailbait Lass, chloroforms her. As she faints, he throws her over his shoulder*
Life’s full of surprises…
*blasts holo-monitors and distress signal devices*
[b]…this ones a doozy.
*exits*[/b] LMB, you’ve been betrayed. You’ve been torn apart. You’ll never be able to trust again, and in that, I have already won. But there will more terror and more horror to come. I am an alt ID, although for months you never knew. I am a lurker, though I won’t be lurking anymore. I am the Red Bee. <font size="5"> And you will never forget my name. </font s>
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*drags drugged and bound body of Jailbait Lass across the dirt* Ah, you’re coming too. Struggle all you want, they won’t find you. My one great power is that I will remain undetectable wherever I may go, so that magic, science and whatever other nonsense the LMB come up with won’t be able to find me. *Jailbait Lass struggles in terror* Don’t worry, you’ll be able to get some rest now. <grin> *In the background, a large grave has been dug up. Above it is a tombstone, marked “Paul Schultz”* Goodnight sweet, Jailbait Lass. You’re really only here, because your terrible end will make it oh so much harder for those on Legion World. *throws her in wooden coffin, as she panics in horror. Places lid on coffin. Hammers nails into coffin* BANG! BANG! BANG! *muffled screams from within* BANG! BANG! BANG! *Throws the coffin into the grave. Covers it with dirt.* Such a lonely little grave…a shame really. We’ll see if any in the LMB ever actually find her…<grin> *exits gravesite* ![[Linked Image]](http://tidyboy.sdf-eu.org/Gravestone.jpg)
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Betrayed from within you say? Well, I'm terribly sorry to point this out but you're kinda following in a long line of secret betrayels in the LMBP. Now let me see... Ok, I've done it, Lardy did it, Space Tart I'm pretty sure did it, Stu sort of did it, Winema Wazzo did it, I think Cobie might have done it before, EDE did it didn't he? Erm.... I'm sure there are others. Hell, it might be easier to list those who *haven't* betrayed the LMBP. Even Piddlin' Pup did it.
Now of course that being said I'm not trying to belittle your efforts. No really, I'm not. It's all very commendable that you're trying and stuff, and it's good that i now have a clue who the villain of the moment is so I can go charging down the main strip on Legion World on a great big horse waving a sword above my head within horns a-blaring as I go (I'm so sorry for not following up any fo the inuendoes in that last bit, but I'm sure someone will be able to give me a hadn with them), but...
Well, it's not really that much of a shock. Really, I'm very sorry, but it's not. To be honest pretty much everyone has a list of protocols for how to take everyone else down because we all know at some point we're going to be betrayed by everyone else. Of course that kind of puts a dint in the whole 'so and so can win as long as he/she/it is prepared' arguement, but what the hey. It makes life more interesting.
Oh, and I suppose I should dig up Jailbait Lass shouldn't I. Tell you what, I'll leave a message for someone else because I really need to go and get changed so i can go charging around on my great big stallion waving my sword in the air in glee (there, that one surely can't go by without comment)...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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<Begins pawing at ground.>
*meow*
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 That may have been the best post ever.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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*cough* <blood spits up>
Jinx...you've done it! You and Lucien Lad found the grave...
<concentrates>
Jailbait Lass, we're coming...
<magnetically begins lifting soil off the ground, despite it's very small amount of polarity>
K-keep scratching Jinx...
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Mayavale never trusted the Red Bee, anyway.
I LIKE IKE!!
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tart au tatin!!!
Well i don't know about *found* exactly (whack whack) since I was standing right here when Red Bee was burying the coffin (whack whack). But, ya know, I'll take any medals that are going or anything (whack whack whack)
tarpaulin sheeting!!!!
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(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)
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I brought the shovels!
Quickly, my chums!
Time is of the essence!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Vee begins to aid the effort as well by groWING the coffin in size so it suddenly *pops* out of the ground.
"There"
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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<the coffin pops out of the ground, as the LMBers push back the dirt with their shovels>
That's it guys! *cough* A combined effort! Some team-work...yes!
<Vee pops off the top of the casket, to reveal Jailbait Lass inside>
Lo? Are you ok?
<Cobalt puts his arms around his little intern>
Lolita?
<she stares strait ahead unmoving. She is covered in dirt and bruises. Her eyes are wide open. She is beyond terrified. She's in shock. She stares...and stares.>
[whisper] Lolita? [whisper}
<finally, she starts whimpering, slowly at first but gradually. Putting her head on his shoulder she just cries and cries>
That bastard...
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Whew. I just can't believe the Bee was evil all this time!
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Originally posted by The Red Bee:
LMB, you’ve been betrayed. You’ve been torn apart. You’ll never be able to trust again, and in that, I have already won. But there will more terror and more horror to come. Guys, guys...look at what he said... *cough* Never be able to trust again? H-he's right...we're not trusting each other... Look what we just accomplished as a team--we saved the life of an innocent. W-We...need to do this more... Don't let him win...
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KP?
Stop the insanity - stop your bid against YK and tell us what you know about the threat at hand. please.
(offers his hand)
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Do I have to take all of you over my knee and provide some painful encouragement to cooperate? Cobie first of course 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wow, from Lurker to evil depsot mastermind betrayer of the moment.
I'll never look at honey the same way again.
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Ok, if there's some whacking to be done round here I shall be doing it, thank you very much.
But first, I and my porcupines have important business to attend too...
stab stab stab, pointy stab point point...
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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I personally think it might be wise to let Bevis run rampant around Legion World and see what develops. He may be able to draw out the Bee…
*shudder* How could we have been so trusting…how could we have been so betrayed?
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You mean I'm not allowed to run rampant normally? Or is it just that normally that's Stu's job?
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I've known you long enough that if you're running rampant, there's no stopping you and I might as well come along for the ride!
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Well that's true enough. Once I get an idea into my head I'll run with it until I get bored. Usually that means sitting by and letting me get on with it for a day or two and then trying to pick up the pieces somewhere down the line.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
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somebody should swat the bee.
:polarboy:
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