Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!

I hope that all of you wonderful and crazy people have a fantastic Thanksgiving! I'm already anticipating the coma that the triptophan is gonna put me in. My brother with his family and my sister with her family will be joining my mother and me at my mom's house. This is the first holiday without my dad, so it's gonna be wierd to say the least. I don't know about you guys, but in my family we do it Italian style, we have like 7 or 8 courses that are Italian and then we finally move on to the American food (turkey, mashed potatoes, etc). You get so full, you can't even hear. What do you guys have planned? Anybody want to spend the next week at the gym with me? 'cause that's where my fat ass is gonna have to be.

To you too Italian Boy...

Man sounds like alot of food....
Hope you have a grest day and survive!
I will have to race ya to the gym.

Happy Thanksgiving back at you.

Have a good day guys.

I hope you all have a great time. Happy Thanksgiving to everyone on the Far Side.......

But, much less seriously, just in case you haven't seen it already.....

Attention All Americans NOTICE OF REVOCATION OF INDEPENDENCE TO CITIZENS
OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

In light of your failure to make the correct decision in electing your President, thus showing you to be unfit to govern yourselves, we hereby give you notice of the revocation of your independence effective as of Monday 8Th November 2004. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories. Except Utah, which she doesn't much fancy.

Your new Prime Minister, the Rt. Hon. Tony Blair M.P., for the 97.85% of you unaware of the outside world, will appoint a Minister for America without the need for further elections. Congress and the Senate will be disbanded.

A questionnaire will be circulated in twelve months time to determine if any of you noticed. To aid your transition int o a British Crown Depend ency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

1. All citizens are to look up"revocation"; in the Oxford English Dictionary. While there, check the pronunciation guide for "aluminium" - this may be surprising for you. Generally attempt to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. Look up "vocabulary". Using the same 27 words interspersed with "like" and "you know" is an unacceptable form of communication. Look up "interspersed"

2. There is no such thing as "U.S. English". We will let Microsoft know on your behalf.

3. Learn to distinguish British and Australian accents. Its not difficult.

4. Hollywood will henceforth be required to occasionally cast Englishmen as good guys.

5. Re-learn your original anthem, "God Save the Queen". Please ensure that you have complied with the first law before attempting this.

6. Stop playing American "football". There is only one kind of "football". What you refer to as "football" is not a very good game. The 2 15% of you aware of a world outside of your borders may have noticed that no one else plays it. Play proper football instead; to start with get the girls to
help you - it is a difficult game. Those of you brave enough will, eventually be allowed to play rugby, which is similar to American "football", but does not involve stopping for a rest every twenty seconds or wearing full Kevlar body armour like nancies.

8. 4th July is no longer a public holiday. 2nd November will be the new national holiday.

9. American cars are hereby banned. They are crap; its for your own good. When we show you German cars you'll understand.

10. Please tell us who killed JFK. Its been driving us crazy.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION

nice one numfy.

I especially liked the questionnaire bit.

Hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving... and as for you non-US folks, have a great day even if it isn't a holiday!

The turkey's in the oven here... mmm... we're trying Alton Brown's "brining" method, I hope it's as good as I've heard!

Happy Thanksgiving Legionnaires!

...and remember any bird that goes "Gobble, Gobble, Gobble" DESERVES to be eaten!

Forrest

LLL

Long Live the Leftovers!

See? Even the Brits now what shite UT is.

Happy Turkey Day Everyone!