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<grin>

Off in space? Searching for jewels? Good. The LMB is incredibly busy in an incredibly dense plot, most likely of pure evil and villainy.

Let's see what fun we can have while they're doing it.

Riddler?

<grin>

I have the power to make us undetectable for the time being. But let's not stay that way too long.

Sentient, I've been looking for someone who deserves a good butt-thumping ever since the Empress was killed.

That someone will be you... Unless you return to your cell in less than 2 seconds.

1...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Please don't listen, please...)

It appears Space Ranger is all over the place. Now he's dashed off into space...

Too bad, too. I liked seeing his grief over the death the Empress. I knew the big tough guy had trouble expressing his emotions, but this is delightful.

Ah...

<evil grin>

Well, I guess it's on to step two of the Riddler and my plans...

Senti... Damm it! How does he disappear like that? <Uses X-Ray vision to sweep the area>

Gone Again!

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I will find him and he will pay for what he's done!)

<Villains have gathered from all different eras of LMB history, as well as different Earths, different times and different galaxies. Quickly, they begin to scatter through Legion World.>

Riddler, I’m starting to enjoy seeing this Space Ranger in action. The way he makes the other LMBers uncomfortable amuses me…and I know just the perfect way to have some fun.

Comrades—bring me the newest LMBer. The one known as Everyday Girl.

And destroy every bit of architecture related to the recently deceased LMBer known as the Emerald Empress. We need to be sure they’re properly enraged.

*The Royal Inquisitor, followed by a slightly annoyed at his impetuousness Quis, follows a group of villains, hoping they’ll lead back to the Red Bee.*

One way or another, this axe is going to see action today. No matter how hard I try to take the path of peace, violence always seems to find a need for me…

<Flies in at super speed and begins collecting the more dangerous villains. Quickly Brain-Yak, Mogul, Bagpipes Boy who's not really a villain but nobody wants him hanging around, Lex Loser, and both Lori Mornings are occupying cells on Takron-Galtos.>

Sentients, Now is the time for all good Legion Worlders to come to the aid of the Security Office. If each of us Bags and Tags just one villain a day we'll have this infestation cleaned up in no time!

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Unless Tamper Lad Screws it up...)

Excuse me, I'm a villain too so why am I languishing in a cell captured by the LMBP? Shouldn't someone be doing a daring prison break right now. I'm awfully powerful you know, as evidenced by the fact that I can project my huffy message through the ether. I might need a super-genius scientist to come up with some kind of anti-tranquliser dart serum though. Or possibly just a forcefield.

You know what, that call went out days ago and answer came there none. Well I'm annoyed by that and am going to make my displeasure known. I shall get to the LMBP later, but for now...

>Gay-lipso floats about Legion World observing the super-villains up to general naughtiness. They don't seem to be paying too much attanetion to him, which just annoys him more. A scowl on his faaaaaabulous features he builds up his power. Then....

KZAP
KPAW
SHWAMK
THOMP
BLOWIEEEEEE

Bits of random villain start to rain down as Gay-lipso takes out his peevishness on the villains he sees around him. Indiscriminately he fries anyone that looks like they're not supposed to be there. Evilla-Diva meets a messy end as her hair ignites and then explodes. The Cockler is speared by his own pin and then lightly doused in vinegar. Kid-Not-Very-Threatening (who oddly enough was one of the most powerful supervillains before Gay-lipso had his hissy fit) is crushed under a very large steamroller. Minor and probably never to reoccur supervillains meet their untimely end at the hands of Gay-lipso. But he's just getting started<

See what happens when you make me cross? Ignore my call will they? Right, maybe it's time I should think about that old saying 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend'. Hmm.... or alternatly I could just kill *everyone*. The might be more fun.

*Orders more villains into the fray, to watch Gaylipso tear them limb from limb*

[to the Riddler] What's more fun than this?

<grin>

Until the rag-tag Super-Pets decide to enter the fray, I want ever available hand to do everything they can to anger Space Ranger.

Redouble your efforts on attacking innocent Legion World by-standers. Use extra violence on the lurking class..

<grin>

I want every Super-Pet rounded and put on our display. When the heroes are all dead they’ll make a fine circus for entertainment.

You! *turns to group of villains* Destroy every last memory of the Emerald Empress on Legion World. True power is knowing how angry we can make them…

The rest of you create a long line of traps and preparations for Space Ranger. We’ll see if the Daxamite can truly live up to his reputation.

Let him come…

Sentients, I suggest you saave yourselves a lot of pain and Surrender Now!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(All except the Bee, you I want to Resist Arrest)

KZZAPPP ZWWAP BLAMMMM!!!

I am killing villains
I am killing villains
La la la
Zappity zap

KPOW THWUNK KABLLOOOIE!!

Gay-Lipso, Dearie, lets go back over to your thread, shall we?

Why, are there more villains over there to zap?

KBLAMMMOO

*Sees Space Ranger making his way through the villains*

Come on, Ranger...you can go much quicker than that...

<grin>

*pulls off gloves, letting acidic, pain-inducing fluid ooze out...*

Riddle me this, LMBers:

Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.

What is it?

a coffin

Who Cares Riddler? Out of my way!

You don't get away this time Bee!


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Resist Arrest Bee, Please Resist Arrest!)

Very good! Now which Legion Worlder shall be the first to use one?

Ah, it looks like Space Ranger here is volunteering! Tee-hee-hee-hee-hee!

Take 'em, Bee!

Consider this resisting!

*leaps at Space Ranger as other villains pile on him. Places burning hands onto his face, using the biochemical ooze that is part of the Red Bee's physiology to burn through is daxamite skin*

Now you can burn like your dear Sarya did!

Sentient... Arrrggghhh!

<Hurls Red Bee and the pile of villains away from him as he feels the flesh of his face begin to melt away...>

This won't stop me...

<Leaps at the Bee>

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I didn't know pain hurt so much!)

*Gets up, burning the face off fellow villain*

On him all of you!

Riddler, prepare the bullet we specially prepared...

*ooze trickles forth off hands. The Red Bee leaps at Space Ranger*

*Loads specially prepared bullet*

<The two collide in mid-air with Ranger carrying the Bee backwards through a wall as the Bee wraps his hands around the Ranger's throat>

You are under arrest for...

<Ranger falls away from the Bee, Most of his face and throat are gone. He is bleeding profusely>

...the murd...

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Sarya, I've Failed You...)