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Attention, earth-dogs!
#696111 10/31/03 11:39 AM
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Because of what the Taltaran Council of Elders has deemed "inappropriate abuse of authority", I have been banished from my planet for 1 year!

Since you cretins were responsible for my current status, I am taking up residence here on Legion World!

I will require 7 handmaidens and 7 male slaves.


That is all.


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thora,

Welcome back to Legion World. I hope you will have a better stay this time.

I'm not sure that your request for handmaidens and slaves can be filled, but in the mean time why don't you come in to Shakes and have a nice drink. Sit down and relax. I am sure someone will be playing the piano before long.

Quislet, Esq.


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As Head of the Office of Security Thora, I've decided to come over and say hello. While I don't think it's possible to provide seven male slaves, you might want to see the Emerald Empress on the possibility of renting out her harem from time to time. Seven hand-maidens may be hard to do, it'd have to be on a volunteer basis only, but there are plenty of women on Legion World.

Now, I just wanted to say that I hope there's no trouble, especially between us. I realize we have a history, but that should just make us better friends smile . Sure, we went to war on each other and had a child together, but that sort of stuff always happens. So, I'll stop by from time to time to see you, and you're always welcome to come by my security office.

Oh, and if you're ever in the mood for a good time, just let me know wink

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#696114 10/31/03 12:09 PM
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I will require 7 handmaidens and 7 male slaves.
Sorry dear, but we really don't do slaves here in the United Planets. However, if you wish to employ a staff, that will be acceptable. Of course if you get volunteers to be your slaves, much like the Empress had volunteers to join her harem...


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She's a bit bossy isn't she? Kinda reminds me of Teeds in a way....


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smile


Where is Teeds? I've seen her at the DC boards, and even seen her post over here at the Bits part. Doesn't she realize that I'll do housework for her if she posts? *sniff*

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Oh, she's made several posts today... just not as Teeds....


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Ah, I see! Well then, now I feel REALLY left out smile . Guess the yard work promise just isn't as attractive than I thought!

At least Thora showed back up!

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#696119 10/31/03 12:25 PM
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Did somebody say yard work?


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Ah, I see!

At least Thora showed back up!
NOW you're catching on!


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The best part about talking to Alt Id's is that when you have weird things happen with them like having a baby together, it makes it even funnier when you find out who they really are.

Reminds me of learning that a certain young Ms. Space Tart was a very good buddy of mine all those years ago... wink


Not saying that Thora is an alt Id of course!

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Right! And I sent the LMB Espionaige Squad on Thora a while back, and our conclusion was that she isn't an alt ID....


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...although I could vouch for that. Just reread the first few pages of the security thread and you'll see how we consumated our love child. Sadly, it turned out to be a Shark Avatar Beast that attacked the universe. Now, I think we're just friends, although sparks may fly...

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okay, i volunteer to be a male slave


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#696125 10/31/03 01:33 PM
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Hey Thora nice to see ya!!!!


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#696126 10/31/03 03:33 PM
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I could never work for somebody who called me an earth-dog.

Perhaps some time on Legion World will teach Thora to show respect for people.


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#696127 10/31/03 03:36 PM
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and if not at least she could get a decent hair cut. laugh


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#696128 10/31/03 05:25 PM
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Well, Thora, fancy having you wind up here on Legion World. Hopefully you'll find a way to fit into the life here. If you give it a chance you may well find that you really can have a good time among everyone here at LW.


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Hey Thora. Word has it Space Ranger is still smarting after his last encounter with you. I'd steer clear of him for a while. InvisibleKid

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#696130 10/31/03 06:17 PM
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Hey Thora. Word has it Space Ranger is still smarting after his last encounter with you. I'd steer clear of him for a while. InvisibleKid
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#696131 10/31/03 07:44 PM
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Handmaidens? On Legion World? Hmph, the women of LW are not servants, kiddo. Your going to have to find an alternative.


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#696132 11/01/03 01:59 PM
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Thora, I know what it's like to be rejected by your own people.

I'm looking for an aide-de-camp who might demonstrate at least a hint of competence. Interested?


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Curiouser & curiouser!


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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ARF!

(Is there something wrong with being a terran canine?)

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#696135 11/02/03 01:36 AM
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Thora seems to be missing two essential principles of Earth customs:

1) dogs are highly valued members of our society; the term "earth-dog" should not be used as an insult

2) despite this, cats should never be referred to as "dogs", just as dogs should never be called "cats".

Just some of these things which aliens so easily trip up on.


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