Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Support Winema

My fellow sentients, it is time to take the reins of history in hand and create a new LMB for the good of all. Let the old be swept away to make way for the new! I ask only a small donation for the support of all.

Small bills are fine. I do not take debit cards.

Dear Winema,
Please note that my alternate LMB has recieved the recognition of the Constitutional Convention. You're intercession in our fundraising is neither necessary or desired.

Who said anything about your alternate LMB, dear? My new LMB will be so fashionable that your LMB will look like capri pants in comparison. I suggest you move your political Pinto off the road to the future so that my Jaguar can pass easily.

Toodles!

Incidentally, I do take traveler's cheques.

A new day is dawning. Legion World and the LMB will need a leader when the time comes, and there needs to be someone to pick up the pieces.

Winema, this may be the perfect opportunity for you. Let's just say we can help facilitate the process.

<grin>

Stay where you are Winema. True a new day is dawning but the dawn and the sky is green. There'll be one to pick up the pieces, but it won't be these villains.

TL, ever wonder why they line up to lay the smack down on ya? sheesh.

<ignores NG>

Alright Bee surrender yourself and give up this sordid cabal. Nothing will come of your plan, in the absence of the LMB from Legion World, my companion and I are the de facto authority here.

'kay, TL did not just drag me into his fight. ARGH, LOSER!!!

Just like old times, eh TL?

Well you are a very robust girl. I figured you missed those hair-pulling, throw your room-mate across the room type melees.

<winks>

You jerk, I am not robust, strong, big or any such ajective in your vocabulary.

That little witch deserved it, and how'd you remember that fight, eh? I seem to recall some green kid running down the hall and locking the door to his room behind him when that started.

No matter, Nova Girl.

BEE... WAZZO surrender, you don't want to see Nova get all worked up, and using her ill-defined but decidedly un-feminine power.


These foolish LMBers and their flimsy prisons. I'll make sure that your new cell at the my new reformatory is uncozy and leads to genuine reform.

<marches towards Bee intending to arrest him>

Greetings Tamper Lad! Let me give you my welcome to Legion World! Hope you survive the experience!

*Tamper Lad staggers backwards in an onslought of bees, as the Red Bee makes his exit. Nova Girl looks on in horror, unsure if Tamper Lad's genius will win out over his arrogance*

TL the malathion I gave you, you donkey brain...

Oh yeah thanks, Nova I get a little slow sometimes. I forgot you got me this plus these spiffy cufflinks from Spiffany's. What did you say they could do again?


<TL pulls an eau de toillete sprayer full of malathion. Squirting furiously he dodges the swarm by ducking behind some curtains.>

<From behind the drapes>

A little help please Nova, I guess I underestimated the Bee. My attempt to capture him was a little premature.

*sigh* Someone told me that you're in the habit of being premature TL.


<Grabbing the bottle of malathion, NG throws the eau de toillete sprayer at the swarm and detonates it.>

There I bailed you out again, just like old times. I had to reveal my power to do it too. Good thing I have some more. Get out of there you goof, let's go.

TL you're quite dainty using that perfume bottle. You sure you swing for the team you say you do?

Sentients, please Duck.

<A puff of super breath freezes the bees>

No time for chat, which way did he go?


Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(I can't believe I just said that.)

Me, play for the other side, surely not? It would cast our relationship in a new light wouldn't it Nova?

You have more powers? Hair pulling doesn't count you know. Neither does being hungover for 72 hours from a single night of drinking.

Dern it, Red Bee and the Wazzo woman got away. BTW, Nova you bear a striking resemblence to Winema, don't you think?

Let's go. Space Ranter can clean up here. We deserve a stop in at the bar.

Bah! I support that hot mama Winema Wazzo, and so does my other head! He's currently drunk, so you'll have to take my word for it!

*burp*!