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It's that time of year again!! *delighted squeal*
It's time to go buy post-fall/pre-winter fashions! *coo of excitement*
For those of you not in the know, these are the fashions you buy JUST before fall eases into winter like a basketball player into that slut Cammy Johns! *naughty titter*
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Good to see that Umber's back! And good to see Umber's front too that I think of it...
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Oh, Umber's been around.
White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Are you calling me a slut, Kid Prime?
Becuase if you are, Ashe, Brock and Cliff are gonna beat your ass. *chirp of emphasis*
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Umber, I'm sure KP would never incinuate such a thing. Now come on over to my security office, I haven't had a chance to get reacquainted with you yet. The boyz could play football in the field that my office overlooks, I don't think the cheerleaders have practice today.
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Hey Umber I think you and I are married!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Cobalt Kid, you KNOW my heart like, belongs to Ashe Brock and Cliff.
Icefire, are you like high or something?
First of all, I'm only 17.
Lastly, you're gay. *chirp of emphasis*
Maybe I can work somehing out with Cliff and you... but he normally only likes jocks. Are you a jock? *inquisitive coo*
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Umber honey, it's not your heart that I'm interested in
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*weary sigh*
I may be stuck at age 17 because of a quirk in the space-time continuum from when I crossed over to this parallel earth, but you're the one who's never gonna grow UP, Cobalt Kid. You're just like Peter Pip! *chirp of emphasis*
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Umber, I take back everything I've said where I was hitting on you! Umber sweetie, come give me a hug. Come give your daddy a hug! That's right, we've figured out who you are! You're actually the love-child of myself and Thora, sent back in time into a parrallel dimension! So, you're actually from this dimension after all, and I'm your father. Of course, it's pretty gross that I hit on you before, but that's before I knew we were family Umber, I am your father.
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Let the Fun Begin!
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Where has my daughter been?!!! I've been worried after all...
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Probably at the Prada sale in Milan...
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Umber sweetie, come give me a hug. Come give your daddy a hug!
That's right, we've figured out who you are! You're actually the love-child of myself and Thora, sent back in time into a parrallel dimension! So, you're actually from this dimension after all, and I'm your father.
Of course, it's pretty gross that I hit on you before, but that's before I knew we were family
Umber, I am your father.*distressed murmur* You like, really need to quit hanging out at Dr. Mayavale's so much!
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And here i thought "Bold And the Beautiful" had some creepy family-type activities going on...
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Wait until you meet her mother...
Have you met Thora yet...?
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I think like, Cobalt Kid got konked on the head one too many times by the Emerald Ass of Ekron or something!
Or it it just his way of dealing with me since I'm permanently underage? *quizzical coo*
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Er...no, of course not Umber!
(Guess it's just never gonna stick...)
Let's forget all that nonsense then, and get back to fashion and me buying you booze since you're stuck under the legal limit!
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Isn't this "underage" business going to be addressed in the new constitutional talks?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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So is Umber going to be a rock star in future?
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Originally posted by legionadventureman: So is Umber going to be a rock star in future? My person... I mean friend, Pizzazz was a rock star.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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And she was truly, truly outrageous...
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