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#30878 06/19/04 07:57 AM
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You know... it just occured to me that Calamity King and X-Bomb Betty would be a really bad idea...

#30879 06/20/04 05:21 AM
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Chemical King and XS. Suddenly, a child is born that has no control over his power, which is to make chemical reactions speed up.

Just imagine him walking by a Power Sphere...or worse yet, imagine him/her walking by cute space chicks in bikini's and his power goes outta control causing their bikini's to age to dust in seconds. Oooooh the horror, ooooh the humanity, ooooh the money his skeezey little buddy "Boner" would make filming it for "space chicks gone wild", lol.


Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!
#30880 06/20/04 06:45 AM
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Wanderer
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Of those that actually were written I'd go with Garth and Proty, or Garth and Jan.

Of those with potential for failure, X-Bomb Betty is a wealth of fun.

X-Bomb and Policy Pam has failed business written all over it.

#30881 06/23/04 12:53 PM
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Mano and..um...Mano's member. Can you imagine the burns?!?

#30882 06/24/04 08:40 PM
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Substitute
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skeezy little buddy boner....
OOHHH! Boner is a separate person!
>whew<

Now that I think about it tho, Calamity King and Policy Pam would be the most lucrative coupling ever!
He causes disasters, she comes in after and sells them "Retcon Insurance" or "Acts of Validus" plans.


Scrofulus!
#30883 06/25/04 11:55 AM
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Well, I suppose the worst would be Garth and Ayla.

#30884 06/25/04 03:14 PM
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Quislet and Tyr's gun


The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Tempus Fugitive
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Chemical King & Ferro Lad has that rust risk.


"...not having to believe in a thing to be interested in it and not having to explain a thing to appreciate the wonder of it."
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Fire Lad and Chlorophyll Kid would be quite the fire hazard.

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On a more somber note, alas poor Element Lad and Monstress...

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Shady and Earth Man

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Yera & Cham seek help after tentacle tangles!


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You know how some of us sleep talk? Well, Sensor sleep EATS. As poor Gates found out the next morning...

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Vi and Gim, because they can't sleep together or Vi might explode.

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Nolan: From now on, I shall be known as Lead Boy!
Morgna: You've been sleeping with Jan again haven't you?
Nolan: I have not!
Morgna: Yet you can't change into Iron now. Did he say that he could put more lead in your pencil?
Nolan: I did not! I didn't!



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Lyle: it's not in yet, is it?

Condo: well, duh! You turned invisible just as I was about to put it in...

Lyle: oh, sorry, I got too excited... say, why are you sweating so much?

Condo: oh sprock. I'm increasing. My metabolism again, aren't I?


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