All my dears,
Though it's been quite some time since I've deigned to grant all of you the honor of my illustrious presence, let me be the first to wish each and every one of you a happy anniversary from my luxury villa on Kathoon!
And to the sometime co-Leaders, Kid Prime and Yellow Kid, let me let you know that I am ready to do my part as Substitute LMB Leader-For-Life, should the need arise. I took the liberty of sending both of you lovely flowers for the occasion of this anniversary, and I do hope you both breathe deeply of their soothing, almost SEDATING scents.
Well, toodles, all! Hip-hip-hooray, and all that!
Love,
Winema.