My fellow Sentients ...
I, the humble Creativity Kid, would be honored if you would elect me our leader.
If elected, I promise to:
- Increase funding for time travel research.
- Improve diplomatic relations with the Second Galaxy and Qward.
- Crack down on unnecessary re-booting.
- Launch a 21st Century English as a Second Language program in all U.P. elementary schools.
- No new taxes.
I also promise to serve only one term, unless I'm elected to a second one.
LL the L,
the Kid
(Paid for by the Committee to Elect Creativity Kid Leader.)