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Re: REVOLT of the girl LEGION WORLDers!
#671099 09/20/03 03:04 PM
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Better check those terms of employment LASH. If the Empress is a traditionalist, she'll want eunuchs guarding her harem.


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Better check those terms of employment LASH. If the Empress is a traditionalist, she'll want eunuchs guarding her harem.
Hmmm??? I hadn't thought of that....


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Then again, it might scare the cutest and most lively ones away! frown


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No way!!! Empy just saved li'l Lash, surely she wouldn't save him just to destroy him!


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Bossy? Moi? Never!

I just know what's best for you boys, that's all! ;-D


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You are right, of course. I have become emotionally invested in Li'l Lash's well being after the energy I expended in saving him.

One other thing recommends my accepting your offer to be my Harem Overseer, Lash. You already wear the right shade of green!

Okay, you're hired. There is a 90 day probationary period, mind you. And, while you can have your own fun with the boys, I expect you to make sure that the right one is available for me to entertain when I'm in the mood, or else! Deal?

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Deal, Empy!

I'll always make sure there's at least 2 or 3 a day that aren't too worn out to service you!

Now you need to get cracking on getting that harem together!

Audition time!


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This is a bad omen....


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EXCELLENT, Emerald Empress! Put the men where they belong-- in chains, wallowing in a dungeon until you desire to use them for sexual playthings!

I can see I shall not even have to use the power of my bracelet on you!

But it seems that the weak-willed Fat Cramer, Harbinger and Arachne have been beaten into submission by their male enslavers. They shall require subtle work....


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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#671109 09/20/03 04:00 PM
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EXCELLENT, Emerald Empress! Put the men where they belong-- in chains, wallowing in a dungeon until you desire to use them for sexual playthings!

I can see I shall not even have to use the power of my bracelet on you!

But it seems that the weak-willed Fat Cramer, Harbinger and Arachne have been beaten into submission by their male enslavers. They shall require subtle work....
Sentients, I had thought that my work here was done and I could settle in to a comfortable Bartending Job at SHAKES.

<it's not like there would be any competition for...>

However, I now realize that my work here shall never be finished. I must remain eternally vigilant. I shall be keeping a close eye on your activities.

<right after the game>

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Just so you keep your distance from me, male... for YOUR sake!


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Although this one admires your strength Thora, the men on Legion World are not your playthings.

Leave them be or face the wrath of Mantis!


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Just so you keep your distance from me, male... for YOUR sake!
Sentient, Threatening a Science Police Officer is not considered to be either good form, or healthy.

However in your case your actions have earned you a far deadlier adversary than I.

Be Warned.

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Although I have no doubt that my super-strength... no to mention my legions of femizon warriors... could overcome your superior skill, Mantis, I have no desire to do battle with you!


Renounce your deviant male-robot, male-plant loving ways and join me or perish when the other girl Legion Worlders revolt!


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Do not dare assume that you can cause me alarm or charm me! Your boyish good looks mean nothing to ME, male. Although I admit that on my homeworld there would be wars fought over which fem-clan would have the rights to possess you!


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Do not dare assume that you can cause me alarm or charm me! Your boyish good looks mean nothing to ME, male. Although I admit that on my homeworld there would be wars fought over which fem-clan would have the rights to possess you!
Sentient, I have no doubt that a journey to you home world would be a very rewarding trip (for Me).

I do not choose to indulge in my private gratifications over the greater good.

And, you will soon need a place to retreat to. In all fairness my visiting your home world would spoil that for you.

However a meeting between us here might change your mind (and ways). The things I'll do - In The Line Of Duty, Of Course!!


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Thora, you're barking up the wrong tree. I serve as Crujectra's personnal security administrator, and I'm more than willing to put you in your place! And don't give me that crap you've been spouting, when my liege and good friend is the one calling the shots around here!

Now anymore talk of an insurrection will only lead to hostility. I respect that you have a view to express but if you insist on violence, be prepared for the consequences.

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It doesn't sound like Thora's giving you gals a choice in the matter!

How dreadful! There's just no way I could lay the smackdown on Teeds, Cramey or Empy if they turn evil and try to kill us!

Maybe us guys should just find a cozy cubbyhole somewhere to hide in for a while!
I'm game! With our cumulative DVD collections, we'll have a LOT of entertainment while we cower!


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Sounds awesome, Jeffey!

Now I can't wait for the revolt...!


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While I cannot in good faith condone a revolt against a LEGITIMATE administration, there are times in history when civil disobedience IS called for.

I would like to talk further with you on this matter at your convenience, Thora.


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It is not the Taltaran way to mollycoddle males, Winema Wazzo! The time for talk has long passed!

I have enlisted the 2 most feared women on LEGION WORLD-- Anti-Lad and Giant Robotic Lesbian... the males will surely fall! Join us!

And the first to bring me the head of Cobalt Kid gets her choice of the remaining pathetic males to enslave!


On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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It is not the Taltaran way to mollycoddle males, Winema Wazzo! The time for talk has long passed!

I have enlisted the 2 most feared women on LEGION WORLD-- Anti-Lad and Giant Robotic Lesbian... the males will surely fall! Join us!

And the first to bring me the head of Cobalt Kid gets her choice of the remaining pathetic males to enslave!
Thora, dear, there's no need for violence! Remember what I told, I'd be more than happy to fight, but I'd prefer if you a bit more peaceful. Now, did you mean the first to get Cobalt Kid's head or the first to give Cobalt Kid some hea-, ah, never mind.

Now ladies, Winema included, stay calm.

And Lash, Kid Prime, everyone, come out, we'll stop them together.

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So now we got some hot shot woman running around calling us men inferior. Well, let me tell you something, Thora. There's no way you're going to get me to .... Wait, those eyes... that chin... that mole in the center of your forehead.... Professor Tarik T. Mute is that you?!?!

I'm so sorry I took all that promen out of your closet! I had no idea that it was all really yours. I really had no idea. I didn't think you actually used that stuff.

Great. Now I'm gonna' fail Android Programming 101 at the Academy for sure.

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Yes, we MUST stop them... but can't it wait until after Lash's and my movie marathon?


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