Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Perhaps you cretinous males...

...would like me better if I acted more like a typical earth-female?


Look! Look at my shapely, rounded breasts and buttocks!


Let me bring you one beer after the next so you may drink yourself into a stupor while watching Sports Entertainment on Holovision!

Meanwhile, I will be neglected in the kitchen, making treats for you and your idiotic friends!


You moronic males would love that, wouldn't you...?

Oh!!! Thora I didn't mean to offend you how about a little kissy!!!!

Welll actually Thora, I don't drink, so skip the beers for me. I am not that interested in Sports entertainment, so we could watch a movie together if you wanted.

And um if you have a brother, I'd be happy to entertain him, just to get him out of your hair.

and once you've done that love I have a pile of washinmg and ironing that needs doing...

in your own time....

And what will you be wearing while you are doing all these nice things Hmmm...

And can you do it all in heels and a short skirt!!!!

and a nice laura ashley floral print dress too.

Perhaps Thora would like to settle in the town od Stepford

Well, Thora, you've got us all wrong. I actually cook for my women friends and my butt's firm and shapely as well.

Thora, when you talk like that, my dorsal fin gets all swollen and tingly ...

Thora, don't try to be something you're not.

You're smart enough.

You're good enough.

And, doggonit, people like you--pointy breasts and buttocks included!

Thora, I would think you knew me better of all Earth males! I don't want any of that, I just want to bring you into my office again, and then look at your shapely rounded breasts and buttocks while you got to look at my equipment . And no need to cook, we'll order out But if you insist on kidnapping my partner Space Ranger and not allowing me to participate in raising my child, well, you've got another thing coming! Gender roles have no place on Legion World, unless you include the fact that shameless flirty in an all gender inclusive good time! Now how about giving your back door man a little kiss...

Excuse me? Do you really think you're going to get any help from earth women by insulting us?

Thora, Thora - you insult the women and the men of Earth just laugh at you, although I do note that you got a dinner invitation from Semi, sort-of.

There are other, subtler ways to achieve a return to matriarchal society. I'm thinking we could all work together. Contact me( through scrambled communication only).

Cramey, Cramey, Cramey, and we all thought that you quit the academy when you realized how substandard their poetry classes were. Do you expect that Thora's world is capable of producing anythig better than the Haiku below, which I am told is posted on every street corner there?

Men, Men, Men,
Kill Men, Kill Men, Kill,
Men, Men, Men.

ANK, I am not working for the dark side, I am trying to negotiate a peace settlement. It is my nature to seek compromise and have everybody living together happily ever after.

Somebody who writes such bad poetry must truly be suffering. I think it is a cry for help. Thora, like so many other "villains", is surely misunderstood.

OK Cramey, you win.

I like to think of her as Miss Underwear ...

Hey my underwear are missing!!!!

Hey Icey, is this silk thong yours. I found it over at the Starfield Room on the back of a lounge chair near the hot-tub.

BTW, you should cover yourself up. If Thora gets a look at you, she might get out her scissors.

Cretinous male known as Cobalt Kid-- I had nothing to do with the disappearance of the idiotic male you call Space Ranger.

Fat Cramer-- I am no longer interested in destroying the earth-males of Legion World. You earth-females seem to enjoy the dominance they hold over you. I was wrong to try to inflict Taltaran ways upon mud-wallowing earthers. I will now look forward to raising my daughter when she is born or turning it over to the slave camps if it is male.


/Thora out

Actually, Thora, if the women of California elect Schwarzenegger, I may consider applying for refugee status on Taltar.

Wait a sec! Aren't you Canadian? Didn't you have PM Trudeau (sp?) ?

Seems as I recall that he had wandering eyes, hands, and a funny accent.

True, true - although the "wandering" revelations only came after his divorce and were never portrayed as groping. Even then, he retained his gallant prince charming aura. He could have handled Thora, no doubt. We won't speak ill of the dead.

(We never, never even notice accents in Canada!)