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 Cobaltus the Kid vs. Eryk Davis Ester for permanent rights to escort Miss Terious to all dances, soirees, and keggers. Lash please oil up the opponents. Undress and wrestle!
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Just don't let them start until we get the Pay-per-View Contract signed!
OM, You still on the line?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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*Gulp*
The things I do for peace and Security...
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Jillikers! This is hardly a fair match, pitting me against the most legendary poster of them all!
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I wonder if EDE's powers will work against him, causing Cobie to fall forward and just the most inopportune of moments. Seal the deal, boys! Who, oh who, will be my official escort?
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I hope EDE wins!!!
She's always had a thing for him.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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I admit this isn't too fair, Eryk! Maybe your luck-lord will even things up?
Oh well...good luck!
(Maybe if I make it look like I'm really beating on EDE, Lash will run in to his rescue? I don't know if I have it in me...)
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Just don't use your third leg, Cobie, and you'll be fine.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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What exactly are the rules of Graeco-Roman wrestling, anyhow?
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Cobalt, If you win this match and keep me from fulfilling my promise, Bast will not like it!
Think it over!
Of Course if you throw the match, she'll like that even less.
Interesting Dilemma!
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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I just figured we would to pin one another to the ground. Is that right?
Until then, I guess we'll keep walking around and circling each other.
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Ummm I think you're supposed to pin your opponent without getting turned on by it. I'm not sure about that one. Actually, Viv, I've had a thing for both gentlemen. Smart, sexy, handsome, virile men do that to me.
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Jeepers! I guess the only thing to do is for me to win fair and square, so that my buddy Cobalt Kid doesn't get in trouble with Bast!
But how could I possibly take on Cobie?
<EDE's Luck Lord appears>
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Originally posted by Pagan Lass:
Cobalt, If you win this match and keep me from fulfilling my promise, Bast will not like it!
Think it over!
Of Course if you throw the match, she'll like that even less.
Interesting Dilemma! Hm, great. Just to make things more complicated. Well, I'm already taking you to the dance, Pagan Lass! If I win, I take you *and* Miss T, if I lose, we'll double date with EDE and Miss T. Eryk, do me a favor and say 'Jeepers' for me and see if your luck-lord can bail me out... 
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Actually, Pagan, this contest is to determine the FUTURE of my dance card. Cobie will honor his responsibility to you at this year's dance. I believe Kent is escorting me this year. But whoever wins this wrestling match certainly has the right to put his claim to me. Put your claim to me. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight there!
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Yeah, they are both sexy, but you already had one, why not explore your options.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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This is becoming a battle of epic consequences! EDE is clearly outmatched...yet so much depends on it for both of us...and Legion World!
Is that a luck lord?
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Bast and I care little for their claims. However I must fulfill my promises, however foolishly given...
Cobalt, your suggested solution is unacceptable, however after Miss Terious' explanation I am satisfied.
You men may proceed.
*Sits down in the front row*
May I join you Miss T?
/ / ( . )Y( . ) \ \
What can I DO for you?
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<Cobalt Kid and Eryk Davis Ester have been circling each other for quite some time. Both are naked except for EDE's ever-present Nelly cap. Suddenly Cobie lunges at Eryk, who is no match for the mightier and far more experienced Cobalt Kid. However, just as Cobalt Kid is about to pin EDE, a fortuitous chunk of lavender kryptonite, the variety that gives super-powers to people wearing funny hatwear, lands near the two wrestlers, and the resulting burst of super-energy allows EDE to suddenly turn the tables on Cobie, pinning him to the ground and granting EDE victory!>
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Hmmm... An Ancient Pre-Egyptian Luck Lord, Interesting!
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Wow!
Well, congrats, EDE! I have to say I'm a little surprised, but no hard feelings!
<shakes hand, and slaps arm>
Well done! Now we can have peace on Legion World!
(Whew! Thank the luck lords for that one!)
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I don't know what came over me! I sure didn't know I had *that* in me!
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Of course you may, Pagan Lass. I'm just so mesmerized by these virile (NUDE!) warriors. Poor Lash is going to cry, simply cry.
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Quite interesting, but who throw the Kryptonite?
Hmm...the answer is obvious.
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Well, no need for us to stand around naked anymore!
Why don't we rush over and get showered and dressed, and then discuss some of the future plans?
A day like today deserves a solid feast after all of this. I'll have some of my men bring in food and drinks.
And it looks like Pagan Lass and I can double-date with you and Miss T, EDE. It should be an eventful night at the Homecoming Dance (which shall occur not long after the leader is elected).
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