Feel left out because you haven't been invited to the Irvings' fishing camp, or been offered a free ride on some millionaire's private jet? Why should MPs have all the fun.
It's the season for giving - so for the month of December, we are offering free rides on Air Cramer and a week's stay at Cramer's Fishing Camp. No talk of silly shipping contracts, off-shore drilling subsidies or golf course construction contracts. We can't promise any fish - Clearwater's taken them all! But remember - our elected officials didn't catch any fish either.
RSVP. Confidentiality assured.