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Ladies and Gentlemen. I am constantly shocked by the number of scantily clad LMB characters running around the MMB.

While I'm fine with boys being boys particularly at Hussies and that hotbed of sexual harrassment known as the security office, there's not a lot a meat on the MMB for us red blooded gals to be gals. Thus my first act as leader will be to establish the Institute for Boy Evaluation and Booty Assets Development (IBEBAD) so us girls will have the same benefit as the boys at the Security Office.

So today I'm releasing my official platform for Leader Entitled Letting Girls be Girls (and their rich daddies cover up the mess.)

Oh, my...I really don't understand girls at all! They have been quite perplexing to me before and since I became human!

Will you attempt to explain girls during the course of your campaign?

If so, I look very much forward to competing against you!

Hey? There a party goin' on here? Hope so cuz this algorithm's in a party mood!!

Yay team Nova Girl! *fangirl cheer* I'm definitely throwing my support behind this candidate.

And here's a toast to Rich Daddies!

To my opponent Clive, girls just are. I am truly honored and thank Cali for her endorsement. Party away LardLadAlgorithm boys are allowed to have fun too. And yes to Rich Daddies, May they always have the clout to scare off the tabloids.

Now the second plank of the platform this one dealing with the economy. I promise food in every pot through cloning. To stimulate the travel industry, I promise a quarterback for every off-world vacation any girl makes days before a big game. I'll cut those big security taxes the LMB charges, more money to have fun with.

Nova Girl,

I am highly supportive of your more boys campaign platform.

Platform Plank Number 3

As you all know, one of the causes near and dear to my heart is the plight of Legion World's orphans. It goes without saying that we have a huge orphan problem here because we seem to be attacked by radioactive alien robots of every persuasion on a weekly basis.

Although this measure will be unpopular I would reallocate money the spent currently on the LMB beer rations to a new program for kids. Additionally a new excise tax would be imposed on all recreational psychoactive activities. This series of programs will be called "LMB:High on Youth".

Maybe teach the kiddies a trade, like how to make beer. Then everybody's happy.

Hmph. The orphans can fend for themselves--it'll toughen 'em up for joining the industrial-military complex we've worked so hard to put in place!

In the meantime, I wonder what would be done to ensure beer rations remains plentiful and prices of crude hops remain reasonable. We can't come to rely on the Khundian beer supply, even though we know they have access to the greatest hops reserves in the entire universe.

I refuse to waffle on this issue, the excise is an integral component of financing our social agenda. We should be looking to alternatives to beverages beer such as water.

Platform Point 4 - The Environment

To help preserve resources all will be encouraged follow the example of Pov and give up one article of clothing on a permanent basis. This will save the environment with less materials used for clothing as well as less effluent of cleaning chemicals into our waste dispersal system.


Platform Point 5 - Foreign Affairs

To maintain peace and minimize military entanglements, the LMB will enforce a policy of armed-neutrality in the affairs of non-allied foreign powers.

I will personally negotiate with foreign dignitaries to ensure the protection of our interests which is an environment conducive to trade.

How does this apply to our position on the UP's war with the Khanate of Sol Invictus? We've been giving the UP some relief aid on the front lines in addition to the more direct combat aid Cobalt and EDE's Order of the Space Knights has given.

And what about the Dark Oval's recent forced annexation of the UP's Epsilon Sector?

Are we to stay neutral in our staunchest ally's time of need under your command?

Never mind the issues. We're coming to the end of the campaign and we're serving Hero Rolls and dessert wine.

Nova Girl-

I am totally remiss in not having stopped by earlier to wish you Good Luck. Please forgive me for my delay.

So, Roni, whatever happened with your date with Clive at Wellesley's ball? Seeing as how you're now running against each other, I'd say that's a relevant question!

My lack of luck with dating is not relevant at all in this campaign. As always, The boys can't keep up with me and I have to move along.

But if you must know, I lost track of Clive after the serving of dessert when I cornered that guy from the UP Bank about a donation. After securing the donation I did a little dancing and had a few drinks. I believe my personal secretary escorted me home.

Is everyone having a good time? Crack open the fizzy wine that tickles on its way down. So what does everyone think of my new election outfit?

The guys and gals over on boutique row were competing madly to get me in one of their suits for this big occasion. I also bought something in case of an inaugural ball but if that's not gonna happen I bought a nice little dress outfit for me to hit the links next week.

I should see about a date for the ball just in case.

I believe what Ms. Roni is trying to say is that she "ditched" me. I suppose the date was ill-timed as I'd just been dumped by Babette anyway, and I was awkward at best at that party. Perhaps, you'll give me another chance after the electon?

No offense Clive, you aren't the first date i ditched. I suppose you were the first for that night.

And don't call me after the election. You're Pinocchio complex doesn't do it for me. I'm an economist not a psychotherapist.

In my defense, Miss Roni, it's not a complex--I'm quite literally a real-life Pinocchio!

But other than being naive about...a lot of wordly things...I'm pretty psychologically strong. For example, I dealt with being dumped by Babette really well. Even though I got drunk in the aftermath, I gave up alcohol directly afterward after realizing it wasn't helping anything. I'd say that's a triumph, considering my "dad" struggled with alcoholism for many, many years.

So date or don't date me because you want to or don't want to, not for your stated reason. I can take it.

Hmmm...I wonder if Miss Roni will give me another chance...seeing how we're on equal footing as co-deputies?

Um no.... the Colonel and Mommy have let it be known that I'm not to be seeing super-heroes or I'll lose my monthly trust distributions. So even if I was into magical plastic puppets who get magically turned into real boys, my hands are tied. Working is nice but it doesn't pay the credit card bills.

Thank you to all those who supported me... I will work hard to serve the people.

I realize that my plan to tax booze was too much, too soon. I promise to work with our leader Faraway and even Clive when I see him.