|
0 Legionnaires (),
31
Murran Spies, and
4
Spider Guild Agents. |
|
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Bad jokes
by Invisible Brainiac - 02/07/25 02:47 AM
|
|
|
|
 Previous Thread |
|
Next Thread 
|
|
Print Thread  |
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
hello all i'm crazy, id like to say im funny but people tell me my jokes are lame im really bad at doing this so people talk to me and i will respond 
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
|
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461 |
welcome to the madhouse!
don't be shy; just jump on in!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,786
Trap Timer
|
|
Trap Timer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 40,786 |
Feel free to post to the Who\'s Who thread!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 102
Substitute
|
|
Substitute
Joined: Apr 2007
Posts: 102 |
No sweat man..were all pretty weird around here if I do say so myself, hehe. You'll fit in soon enough you'll see!
I scream, you scream, we all scream for Ice-cream!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 34,634
Bold Flavors
|
|
Bold Flavors
Joined: Sep 2003
Posts: 34,634 |
Welcome! Being lame is cool sometimes! When all else fails, just put one of these at the bottom of your post:   
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Joyce Bulifant told this joke on Mtach Game.
A drunk and a grasshopper are sitting at a bar. The drunk turns to the grasshopper and says "Did you know there is a drink named after you?" And the grasshopper replies "There's a drink named 'Irving'?"
Oh and welcome kidflash2fan
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
|
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461 |
There are two apple pies sitting in the oven.
One says, "Is it hot in here, or is it me?"
The other says, "Holy $#!%! A talking apple pie!"
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 6,971
Wanderer
|
|
Wanderer
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 6,971 |
Welcome kf2f, embrace the madness, you'll enjoy your stay more that way...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
There are two apple pies sitting in the oven.
One says, "Is it hot in here, or is it me?"
The other says, "Holy $#!%! A talking apple pie!" you know i tell this joke but i use muffins
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Originally posted by kidflash2fan: Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
[b] There are two apple pies sitting in the oven.
One says, "Is it hot in here, or is it me?"
The other says, "Holy $#!%! A talking apple pie!" It reminds me of one of my favorites: A cowboy is out riding when a dog approaches him. As they pass, the dog say "Good Morning!" The cowboy is stunned, but manages a "Good Morning" back as the dog trots away. After a bit the cowboy says outloud "I never knew dogs could talk." His horse turns back and says "You learn something new everyday."
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
two atoms are walking down the street one of them says i've drooped an electron
so the the other atom says you sure?
the the first says i'm positive
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
|
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461 |
the mushroom whined that he couldn't get a date.
"Why?" he wailed. "I'm a fun ghi."
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
why did the dinosaur throw the clock and the window
to see time fly
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,670
Fabulous and Sparkly!
|
|
Fabulous and Sparkly!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,670 |
Why did the turtle cross the road? To get to the Shell Station. 
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
how many feminist does it take to change a lite bulb??
it doesn't matter feminist cant change anything
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891
Leader
|
|
Leader
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891 |
Heads up, kidflash2. That joke might be considered offensive to some members here.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
ohhh sorry!!!! i forget sometimes that just becasue im a girl i can get a way with that joke
sorry
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,078
Wanderer
|
|
Wanderer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 6,078 |
Aaawwww, what You Diiiiidddd!!!!  I only opened this thread because I thought it said "Fun with new thongs." Time for lasik.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773
Active
|
|
Active
Joined: Jul 2007
Posts: 773 |
　 ／l、
ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )ノ
i do commissions
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
How many reparative therapists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but the light bulb has to really want to change.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 17,872
More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
|
|
More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 17,872 |
"Did you hear about the guy who ate 100 pancakes?"
"No! How waffle!"
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 17,872
More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
|
|
More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
Joined: Jul 2005
Posts: 17,872 |
I never take umbrage.
Unless, of course, it's lying there and no one else wants it.
|
|
|
|
|
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461
Time Trapper
|
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 29,461 |
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
|
|
|
|
Forums14
Topics21,092
Posts1,051,946
Legionnaires1,732
| |
Most Online53,886
Jan 7th, 2024
|
|
|
There are no members with birthdays on this day. |
|
|
Posts: 90
Joined: July 2006
|
|
|
|
