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Gentle posters, nearly an entire day has been wiped clean from our minds as if it never happened!
But something must have happened, something portended by the coming of Lard Lad's 3500th post, and the ones immediately after it. These posts happened, yet all record of them has been expunged. Friends we have---a Five-Post Gap!
I feel as if I should know what happened. I have the feeling that my "father", our deceased comrade Lard Lad, may have actually returned from the dead during that gap. But it's just a feeling...I don't know.
Things are as they were before: the Lard Lad Algorithm still posts in Lard Lad's name. No one seems to remember anything unusual happening. Heck, they remember nothing of that day.
I returned to the psychic who warned me of 3500 in the first place. She doesn't remember the reading, but she did say this:
<span style="font-size: 30px;">"4000 will mark...The Return!"</span>
The return of whom or what, she didn't know. Does this again refer to Lard Lad's post count? If so, will a greater catastrophe await?
Only time will tell.......
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WTF?!?! What's Clive been smoking? 
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Clive tells me that the Security Office put out a warrant for my arrest! What a crock--no one remembers anything like that, do they?
Methinks Pinocchio needs to sue the Blue Fairy for hooking him up with a defective (read: looney-tunes) brain!
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I dunno... Clive's been right about a lot of things lately.
I think you've been married so long that you've forgotten that guys can be right once in a while.
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And I thought the network blackout and hard disk black hole was caused by universe's largest networked library of digitized porn being assembled by the Pornalizer.
That... villain. He'll take away free porn and get rich off fake lust by charging everyone in the universe 99cents a month for access.
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Originally posted by Lard Lad:
Clive tells me that the Security Office put out a warrant for my arrest! What a crock--no one remembers anything like that, do they?
Methinks Pinocchio needs to sue the Blue Fairy for hooking him up with a defective (read: looney-tunes) brain! Keep moving citizen. The security office is under no obligation to answer such questions. <coughs...blood comes out of mouth...>
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Look at this!
(holds up note)
Bad poetry --- in Cobie's handwriting! Dated 1/11!
It's worse than we thought! A love-smitten Cobie means he may have sired another child that he can't even remember... that could spell doom for us all, my friends!
be wary. Be very wary.
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Gawd, what if he's found a new way to reproduce--by infecting people thru airborne particles from all that blood he's coughing up!  
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Yikes! The Algorithm's already up to 3547 and counting! It's as if he's inane-posting like crazy to hasten the coming of the apocalypse!
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"Oh golly...the world will end not in fire or ice--but in inane one-word and six-word posts, rhyming words and guessing who will post next! What will we ever do!" <swoon> Whotta maroon. 
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AHA!
As Lardy posted in "answering questions with questions," http://www.legionworld.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=003458;p=29 Five Faces of Death, which has strangely been removed from my memory since 1/11, ended in October...
Cobie was the last person to post in "The Villain at the end of this thread" http://www.legionworld.net/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=4;t=003227;p=8, ALSO in October!!!
Coincidence? I think not!!!
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<smiles, easy enough that the genuinity of it is frightening>
My friends...all I've ever done has been for the good of Legion World.
You'll see with LMB: the Initiative.
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Update: Friends, since 1/11/08, the Lard Lad algorithm has already amassed nearly 3900 posts by intentionally posting inanely every chance it's gotten! This means he'll probably achieve the 4000th post some time in early March--we can't let this happen!!!
I'm going to call on the Security Office to place a posting injunction upon the algorithm until the consequences of his reaching 4000 can be ascertained!
This is what got me the position of co-deputy, and I will NOT let you down!!!
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No point calling the Security Office - it's in a shambles since the Chief went all indie rock and rebellious.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Rather than put an injunction on his posting cant we just ask one of the time trappers to place him (temporally of course) in a posting temporal loop, so that he returns automatically to post one once he reaches 3,999 posts?
It may give us the time we need to investigate this strange anomaly
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Mr. Faraway...the algorithm is only 50 posts away from 4000!! I've tried to get an injunction put on it to stop posting, to no avail! I don't know how feasible your solution is, and time's running out!
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If anyone read and remembers the algorithm's posts on and around 3500 before they were erased, you need to speak up NOW!!!
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Clive
I need you to undertake a mission for me. Take the fastest cruiser you can find and go on a search for nightcrawler, hes not answering his omnicom and we need his powers to set up the temporal loop
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Time to get your hands dirty fellas.
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Look, Faraway Lad...Darden...I'm not a danger to anyone. Lard Lad created me, and he would never bring any harm to Legion World! He was your friend! You know he would be proud to reach the 4000-post milestone--let it happen!
What happened on 01/11/08 was pure coincedence. I'm sure nothing bad will happen on post 4000...in fact, as I draw nearer, I'm somehow that much more sure that not only am I meant to do so, but that something wonderful will happen--though I'm not sure what it will be.
I implore you, in the name of your friendship with Lardy, to put a stop to this insanity!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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<returns>
Sir, Mr. Nightcrawler is apparently off-world at an unknown location. I can't--
<notices algorithm>
It's here! Should we subdue it, Mr. Faraway?
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<span style="font-size: 20px;">ONLY 48 POSTS LEFT!!!</span> We need to have a giant clock counting down the posts until D-Day.
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I think, Darden, you should let it happen. <punches Faraway with sucker shot> Sorry old friend... <drags Faraway's body away unseen, locking him in a keg closet with various kegs of beer and bottle of port> This must happen--its destiny!
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Why'd you do that? I think he might've been convinced by my entreaties, anyway! If I were solid, I'd kick your ass!
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<shocked>
You've gone too far, Cobalt! I'll--
<Cobalt magnetically hurls a metal object at Clive and knocks him out. Clive's unconscious body is stowed with Faraway's>
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