Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Alt-ID Who's who thread. Is there one?

I've been here on and off for a year and a half and I don't have a flippin' clue as to which alt-id belongs to who. Is there a thread that gives all the alt-ids, or am I just gonna have to spend another couple of years trying to figure it out?

I don't believe there is such a thread, but I'll go ahead and reveal my alts right here and we can make THIS an alt-Who's Who thread.


MLLASH alts:


Eryk Davis Ester
Thriftshop Debutante
Cobalt Kid
Loser Lad
legionadventureman
Rockhopper Lad

Oops!

I forgot Nightcrawler too.

But, I only use this for official business and stuff.

Thora of Taltar's alts are:

CJ Taylor
He Who Wanders
li'l rhino
Space Tart
Abin Quank
Harbinger

I'm nobody. Else, that is. Of course, I could be lying.

I'm not sure I even have an ID, let alone an alt-ID.
Is this some kind of Homeland Security thing?

Well obviously Bevis is an Alt ID anyways. My other Alts are:

Beagle Boy
Lard Lad
Everyday Girl
Fat Cramer
Tamper Lad

I'm not going to tell you who i *really* am though.

Alt-IDs are a myth, like the jackalope or the bunny with a pancake on its head.

Shhh, don't speak about the bunny with a pancake on it's head. No good can come of it.

Seriously, though, no one except the founders really knows all of the alts.

I've been here since the start of Legion World and almost the start of the LMBP and I really don't have much of a clue as to who half the Alts are. I just go on the assumption that they're all Lash and leave it at that....

Lash? I always assumed they were STU/Cobie/Abin (who are all really the same person anyway)

*I'm* Cobie. Thora's Abin.

*You're* Outdoor Miner.

Well I know Stu isn't Lash. Stu is really Shady. Who, obviously, is me.

Wait a minute, I'm all confused. Yesterday I was a schoolgirl, then an evil genius, then millitant feminist alien, then an overly promiscuous keystone cop. Who am I?

All of the above, and more. That's then fun of Legion World. You never really know exactly who you might be when you make up in the morning. Like Kafka's Metamorphosis only slightly easier to make sense of and without as much existential angst.

I dunno, but it sounds like you and Cobie will be engaged soon.

And then you'll try to kill him.

Rather than help people figure out alts, I will often give fake information to people. Especially in PMs, which makes it all the more sinister.

This, of course, is becuase Eryk likes to do this to me, and I must therefore take it out on Legion World in general!

For example:

STU = Thora = Royal Inquisitor

Lash = Loser Lad

Reboot = Cobalt Kid

Poverty Lad = Llance = Comet King = Myriad = Reep

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'Tis true! I once had him convinced that I was Dr. Mayavale, Giant Robotic Lesbian, and both of Double-Header's heads!

He never lets me live down that I once had this whole theory about him and Lardy being brothers and stuff...

Lardy and I planned the whole "we're brothers" hoax long before Cobie and I even met!

This was an instance where I accidently confused real life with the LMB!

It happens far too often...I shudder at when I tried to stop crime on college campuses by underage drinking and having promiscous sex! If it was the LMB, I'd have a statue erected in my honor, but Uconn was not pleased!

My repeated exclaiming of "Jeepers!" in real life usually only gets me funny looks rather than calling on a mystical Luck Lord who grants my wishes in an improbable fashion!

re-reading the last set of posts convinced me once and for all that Cobie and EDE really are onr and the same.